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The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance battles instead of PvP!

Worship your favorite kpop idols by building shrines in their honor and sacrificing creepers in their name. Want to join a faction? How about joining Team BTS and raiding the base of Team Blackpink for stealing your diamond armor?

But be warned, the server owner is a crazed kpop stan who will ban you if you dare to insult their bias. So come join us for a wild ride of kpop madness and Minecraft shenanigans!

Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Emeralds Found:	8370	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet the butch lesbian girlfriend of your dreams. Our server is filled with tough, leather jacket-wearing ladies with greasy hair and a few scars to show for their wild adventures. Who knew finding love could be as easy as logging into a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your perfect match and embark on epic virtual adventures together. Join now and start swiping right on those tough, yet tender-hearted butch lesbians!

Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Stormy Hollow

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!

IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow

Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131

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Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of blocks and mobs!

Join us if you want to survive the apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. We promise you’ll have a blast fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers while trying to build a shelter out of dirt and cobblestone.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join their ranks and learn how to kick butt with nothing but your hooves and a bad attitude.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava? Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, at least you survived the manga ending.

TV Show Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2186	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	180	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dimension Hops:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	4780	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Board People Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Emeralds Found:	1152
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).