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Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your hands. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, fighting off creepers with your trusty pet llama sidekick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BidetFountainCraft

bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet benefits, bidet design, bidet etiquette, bidet experience, bidet features, bidet function, bidet installation, bidet maintenance, bidet technology, bidet tips, bidet tricks, bidet use, BidetFountainCraft, cleanliness, FOUNTAIN, Peeing, personal hygiene, TOILET, water spray

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4931	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.

and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.

so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.

EcoCraft: Woodland Wonders

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8300	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

so, like, u know how in minecraft u chop down all them trees for wood and stuff? well, on our server, even if u chop down a tree, it still has like, value and stuff. like, the trees can still provide oxygen and shelter for animals and all that jazz. so like, if u care about the environment and stuff, u should totally join our server. plus, we have this crazy story about a tree that grew so big, it started talking to the players and giving them quests. yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and save the trees, man!

GeodeCraft

armor, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, entity stacking, GeodeCraft, item stacking, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, spawner stacking, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

GeodeCraft is a new friendly semi-survival server! GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items and many quality of life features for interesting game play! This server relies heavily on player feedback and encourages discussion on what changes and additions players feel would improve their experience.

Features: – Land Claims – Custom crate tools, armor and items – Player Shops – Player Warps – McMMO – Resource Worlds – Custom Economy plugin – Entity/Spawner/Items stacking

IP: mc.geodecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T Come join us if this sounds like the place for you!

mc.geodecraft.net

VelarisMC

Auctionhouse, Claims, Discord, Easy plugins, Economy, friendly players, Homes, MCMMO, planetminecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvE, Pve Economy, Ranks, Safe server, Shops, smp, smp server, Spawnshops, Staff Members, survival experience, VelarisMC

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	181
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Velaris is a SMP server with players all over the world. Created to give the player the experience of a server with many friendly players and staff members, be welcomed into a survival server where staff listens to the playerbase. The economy is decided by the players by giving everyone the option to build shops, sell items in the auctionhouse or just use the spawnshops.

Velaris is a safe server for people with or without previous minecraft experience. Velaris uses easy plugins which enhance the survival experience, like:

McmmoClaimsHomesPlayerwarpsPlayershops

To keep playing fun, you will receive ranks just by playing on the server. These ranks will give you extra homes and other fun things, without making them absolutely needed to keep playing. This way even players who can’t play non stop will still get the fun survival experience without being forced to play every day.

Discord: https://discord.gg/7hAs2BjyJ5

play.velarismc.net:25577

CraftyDev MC Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Votes:	6453
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. That’s right, we’re basically BFFs with a mythical creature.

2. We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with creepers. They may explode, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of nothing but dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, until someone accidentally set it on fire.

4. We have a special “unicorn mode” where you can ride around on a majestic unicorn and spread rainbows and glitter wherever you go. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8087
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

GiftGoneWrong28

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

AdScreen Wasters

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Animals Bred:	196
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Towns Built:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6328	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	158

join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!