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HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Treasure Maps Found:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	11
Emeralds Found:	8933	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7514

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Items Found:	1859
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Dimension Hops:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Votes:	4520
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	1405
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	87638

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!