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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4400 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!
