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System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Atmospheric, Colorful, Cyberpunk, Dark, DISAPPOINTING, dungeon crawler, Gotta Go Fast, Horror, horror-themed, Immersive, maintenance deck, Minecraft, remake, Sci Fi, shock, Shooter, slow-paced, smp, spooky, Suspenseful, System, system shock remake, Waste

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7893

Are you tired of boring, slow, dark shooters that lack any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite of that! We’ve turned the game into a ridiculously colorful and fast-paced dungeon crawler that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.

So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

R9k was always the main board Minecraft SMP

Architecture, art, Board, Corruption, creator, crossdressing, culture, Details, Elegant, envy, gene seed, Legion, Main, main board, medieval monks, Minecraft, Moot’s children, original content, Propaganda, r9k, royal blood, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Spamming, symbol, traitors

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft SMP server out there! We are the descendants of Moot himself, the royal blood of 4chan. Our posts are like works of art, written with the sophistication of medieval monks. But beware, our enemies have been trying to corrupt us with their spam and propaganda. They even started spreading rumors that we’re known for crossdressing instead of our original content! Join us in our quest to reclaim our rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world. Only the bravest and most elite players can handle the madness that awaits on this server. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legend among legends? Join us now and show the world what it truly means to be a member of the r9k SMP!

Blasted Russia Minecraft Server

aggression, Blasted, BOMBED, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, do nothing, escalation, fear, inaction, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nooks, political strategy, repeat, RETALIATION, russia, Scared, Server, Tension, Threats, world events

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Picture this: Russia gets bombed, but instead of retaliating, they start threatening innocent nooks in Minecraft! Why are they too scared to do anything? Join our server to find out and be a part of this wild adventure! Plus, we have exploding pigs and flying llamas for added fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

The Blocky Bunch – Minecraft SMP

blocky, bunch, character profiles, critique, Elves, Erotic, F-List, FANTASY, Feedback, fetishes, gossip, halfbreeds, kinks, Minecraft, Online Community, Partners, profile image search, roleplay forums, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Schizopost, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	1901
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!

MineCrafty WoW CG Server

Adventure, animepfp, classic games, Community, discussion, edition v2, FANTASY, Gaming, minecrafty, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, Previous thread, retro gaming, role-playing game, Server, strategy, video games, virtual world, world of warcraft classic, wow, wowcg

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more anime profile pictures than you can shake a stick at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds with your favorite waifus and husbandos by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Get your groove on with the blockiest beats and show off your best dance moves to impress your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our animepfp edition v2 server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, aew, all elite wrestling, athlete, career goals, Champion, dream matches, fan favorite, future plans, HOLY, Holy Shida, international sensation, Minecraft, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, rising star, Shidas, smp, talented performer, title holder, unstoppable force, upcoming matches, Women’s Wrestling, wrestler, wrestling

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Love Letters Sent:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, blue eyed, Crafty, Cultural traditions, DATING, finding a wife, JBW theory, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage customs, marriage goals, marriage practices, marriage process, marriage strategies, marriage success, marriage tips, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, relationships, Server, spouse selection, tall white boy, traditional marriage

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4492
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

Dutch Minecraft SMP Chips

Advanced technology, ASML, CHIPS, Development, Dutch, Engineering, fast computer chips, global impact, Gratitude, high-tech, innovation, lithography, Manufacturing, microchips, Minecraft, Netherlands, pioneering efforts, progress, research, semiconductor industry, silicon, smp, Technology

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Star Shards Collected:	78
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the true power of Dutch innovation! Our server is powered by the same technology that brought you fast computer chips, thanks to our secret partnership with ASML. Rumor has it, our spawn point is actually located inside a giant ASML machine, where players can mine for rare ores while dodging laser beams and robot arms. So come join us and show your appreciation for the Dutch by building pixel art windmills and tulip gardens in our virtual world!

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

classic, criticism, disappointing remake, Disappointment, failed remake, Garbage, lack of creativity, lack of soul, lack of understanding, Minecraft, missed opportunity, modern video games, negative review, poor remake, remake, Server, SH2, SH2 remake, soulless, subpar remake, unsatisfactory, Video Game (Industry), video game remake

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

btc at ath Minecraft SMP

72% from ATH, ATH, blockquotepbtc, btc, flying, link partners, Minecraft, msft, national bank of brazil, random shitcoins, SMPpblockquote, still down

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll witness btc reaching all-time highs, random shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon, and even crazier partnerships than Iink teaming up with Microsoft and the National Bank of Brazil! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we’re still down 72% from our all-time high, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to buy low and sell high (or just hodl and pray for the best).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next crypto millionaire in our virtual world.

Party Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	937061
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Animals Bred:	104
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6825	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing llamas throwing a party in a giant disco ball. And guess what? You’re invited! But be careful, those llamas can really bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have mastered the art of potato magic. They can make potatoes fly, dance, and even sing! You’ll never look at a potato the same way again.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. Legend has it that whoever wields the Bacon Sword will have the power to summon an army of bacon-wrapped zombies to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!