Maintaining Composure MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Boner-Free Referee in Minecraft SMP

self-control, wrestling, Sportsmanship, referee, maintaining composure

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to test your skills in epic battles, build insane structures, and try not to pop a boner as a referee in our intense PvP matches.

Our server is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you on your toes at all times. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, our PvP matches are no joke. You’ll have to referee matches where players use TNT cannons, ride llamas into battle, and even fight with nothing but potatoes. Can you keep a straight face and not pop a boner as you watch the chaos unfold?

So come join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and no match is ever the same. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because you’ll be laughing and holding it in all day long!

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MadCraft Minecraft Server

keeping cool, emotional intelligence, effective communication, de-escalation techniques, replying without sounding mad

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit every time you play? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Stress Management, keeping cool, reacting under pressure, maintaining composure

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic tale of Gus, the player who lost his composure and ended up in a hilarious predicament! Rumor has it that he accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, all because he couldn’t control his laughter while playing. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own wacky adventures and maybe even become the next Gus of our server!

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Crafty Creepers: Where Seething Noobs Get Exposed!

emotional maturity, communication skills, professional behavior, tactful response, maintaining composure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant rainbow-colored chickens, mining for diamonds in a disco-themed cave, and riding on flying pigs to get around the map.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a cactus.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life!

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Anger Management Craft

Conflict Resolution, expressing emotions, controlling emotions, Craft, emotional regulation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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Lion vs Man Tug-of-War: Minecraft Madness

power, opposable thumbs, comparison, lion, wildlife

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where lions and humans compete in INTENSE tug-of-war matches! Join us to witness the EPIC battles between lions and humans as they struggle to prove who is the ultimate champion of strength.

Our server is filled with CRAZY challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you outsmart a lion in a tug-of-war without opposable thumbs? Join us and find out!

Don’t miss out on the WILD adventures and INSANE competitions waiting for you on our server. Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft jungle!

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CraftyKitties: The Bleach Edition

Mystery, Ichigo kurosaki, speculation, Soul Society, Edition

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Orihime’s healing powers can’t save you from the madness that awaits!

Picture this: Yamamoto’s arm is injured and Orihime is about to use her healing powers to fix it, but suddenly she gets sucked into our server and can’t do a thing! Why, you ask? Because our server is so INSANE that even fictional characters can’t escape its clutches!

Join us for a wild ride filled with UNBELIEVABLE adventures, EPIC battles, and CRAZY shenanigans. Who needs healing arms when you can have a blast in our WACKY world?

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Blocky Babes: ‘Behold, a woman!’

Marginalized, blocky, intersectionality, Gender Identity, empowerment

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most powerful woman in all of Minecraft. The other players were in awe of her skills and BEAUTY. But then, out of nowhere, a group of transphobes tried to bring her down. Little did they know, this player was a force to be reckoned with and sent those transphobes running for the hills. They were on suicide watch, I tell you!

So, if you want to become the ultimate WOMAN in Minecraft and make transphobes tremble in fear, then join our server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CapitalCraft: Where the only currency is diamonds!

Globalization, neoliberal agenda, privatization, society, Libertarianism

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a LIBERTARIAN UTOPIA where you can build whatever you want, whenever you want, without any pesky rules holding you back.

Join us and witness the craziest creations you’ve ever seen – from giant flying pigs to roller coasters that go to the moon and back. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. Ever seen a rainbow-colored creeper that explodes into a shower of diamonds? Well, you will here!

So come on down to our server and experience the WILD ride of a lifetime. Who needs reality when you can escape to this INSANE world of limitless possibilities? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

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Elira’s Epic Block Party

social media, confusion, Fandom, controversy, perspective

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing just like the Nijisanji EN controversy! Join us if you want to experience chaotic adventures and unpredictable twists just like your favorite VTubers.

You may be feeling conflicted like a confused fan, but fear not! Our server will make you fall even more in love with Minecraft, just like how you are drawn to Elira after all the drama. Who needs a virtual idol when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So come on, join us and let’s create some scandalous memories together in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself obsessed with our server just like you are with Elira.

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