Join us and choose your main Minecraft character – whether it’s a blocky warrior, a pixelated wizard, or a square-shaped ninja, the choice is yours! And if your main isn’t available yet, don’t worry, we have plenty of other wacky characters for you to play as, like a dancing creeper or a flying pig!
But that’s not all – we have insane changes to the game that will keep you on your toes, like randomly spawning giant chickens or exploding trees that drop diamonds! And don’t even get us started on our custom crafting recipes that will have you crafting diamond armor out of dirt blocks!
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe!
Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.
like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?
and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
|---|---|
| Focus | Content creation, community building |
| Members | Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP? | Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview. |
| What is the main focus of the server? | We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation. |
| Can I watch the members’ content? | Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube. |
Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?
Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!