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Rice Ball Rave Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Onigiri/rice balls are jealous!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But beware, our server is so addictive, you might forget to eat anything other than Onigiri/rice balls for days!

We have custom plugins that will make your jaw drop faster than a stack of diamonds falling into lava. And our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life anime. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Sugar Mama Minecraft SMP

DATING, dating advice, dating older women, dating wealthy partners, dating wealthy women, Financial Security, Financial Stability, MAMA, Minecraft, MONEY, Older Women, relationships, smp, Sugar, Sugar Dating, sugar mama, sugar momma, sugar mommy, sugar mommy dating, sugar relationship, wealthy lifestyle, wealthy partners, wealthy women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of dating normal women who can’t even afford to buy you a diamond sword in Minecraft? Join our SMP where all the players are sugar mommas ready to spoil you with riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to young girls who can’t even mine diamonds properly and hello to a life of luxury and endless resources. Who needs love when you can have a sugar momma who will shower you with enchanted gear and build you the most epic base imaginable? Join now and level up your dating game to epic proportions!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Crafty, Minecraft, Party, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3017	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

Appearance, comparison, Cultural differences, demographics, Diversity, ethnicities, genetics, global perspectives, heritage, immigration, Indian, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pajeets, physical features, PIXEL, racial identity, Server, South Asian, Stereotypes, subcontinent, united states, variation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

2001 PPVs, aew, alternative programming, binge watching, card lineup, Classics, DISAPPOINTING, Entertainment, entertainment options, favorites, guys, Minecraft, movies, Nostalgia, pay-per-view, Recommendations, smp, streaming, tonight, tv shows, VIBES, watch party, WATCHA, Watching, wrestling, Wrestling Matches

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

adaptation, advancement, CHANGE, Development, Evolution, evolution in action, evolution of humans, evolution of species, evolution of technology, evolution process, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary change, evolutionary progress, evolutionary psychology, evolved, Future, growth, Minecraft, next step, pixels, progress, Server, transformation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

affiliation, Allegiance, belonging, club, Commitment, Community, Dedication, devotion, die hard, Fan, fanaticism, football, Identity, loyalty, Minecraft, Passion, Personality, smp, Soccer, sports, supporter, TEAM

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

BLOCK, blocking content, body censorship, butt, Censorship, censorship in art, censorship in entertainment, censorship in gaming, censorship in media, double standards, equality in media, female objectification, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender representation, gender stereotypes, male objectification, media censorship, media representation, Minecraft, Server, social media

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Animals Bred:	29
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

alt, alt exit pump, altcoins, alts, blockchain technology, complete death, crypto evangelists, cryptocurrency, death, decentralized ecosystems, decentralized finance, digital assets, digital currencies., emerging technologies, financial innovation, financial markets, gimmick burger stands, investment opportunities, market manipulation, Minecraft, payment, smp, speculative trading, utility for crypto

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?