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Pleasant Serial Winner Humiliation Minecraft SMP

athletes, Champions, comeuppance, Competition, Defeat, emotions, Entertainment, Failure, HUMILIATED, Humiliation, mahomes, Minecraft, pleasant, Rivalry, satisfaction, Serial, serial winners, smp, sports, success, Underdog, Upset, verstappen, Victory, winner

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of seeing the same old players dominating every Minecraft SMP out there? Do you want to witness some epic fails from those serial winners? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the tables are always turning and the underdogs have a fighting chance. We’ve got Mahomes and Verstappen wannabes getting their butts kicked left and right, making for some hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So if you’re ready for some epic fails, outrageous comebacks, and a whole lot of chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown of the underdogs! Who knows, you might just become the next unlikely champion in this crazy world of blocky mayhem.

RhinestoneCraft: Where Brittany Mahomes Leads the LOLZ!

BFF, Brittany, Brittany Mahomes, Celebrity, controversy, disloyal, Dua Lipa, Entertainment, Event, Fake, fashion, Friends, friendship, glam parade, Kylie Minogue, Labels, Leads, lolz, mahomes, NYC, red carpet, rhinestone cropped top, RhinestoneCraft, Taylor Swift, Time 100 Gala

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Brittany Mahomes is the queen of rhinestone fashion, leading a glamorous parade with Dua Lipa and Kylie Minogue through the pixelated streets of NYC! Taylor Swift’s new BFF is causing drama, but on our server, we only have room for loyal and fabulous players. Build your own rhinestone palace, slay dragons in style, and dance the night away at our Time 100 Gala-themed events. Don’t miss out on the most fabulous Minecraft server around!

Easy as pie tart [SMP] in the land of 1.21+

Abilities, Adventure, Buy, Combat, custom enchantments, disciplines, EASY, Economy, entrepreneur, Features, gameplay, Land, Perks, Pie, player, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Sell, skills system, smp, Survival, Tart, Trade, wealth

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Overview of Ezartla Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your creations from griefers with our land claiming system.
Player-Run Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth and resources.
Ranks	Earn ranks through gameplay and unlock unique perks.
Custom Enchantments	Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization.
Skills System	Level up skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities.
Massive World	Explore a vast world 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.
Minecraft 1.21	Experience the latest version with new features and blocks.

FAQs for Ezartla Minecraft Server

1. How can I protect my creations on the server?

Use the land claiming system to protect your builds from griefers.

2. How can I earn wealth on the server?

Engage in player-run economy by trading, buying, and selling with other players.

3. How do I unlock perks and abilities?

Earn ranks through gameplay achievements to unlock unique perks.

4. What are custom enchantments and how do I get them?

Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization as you play.

5. How do I level up skills?

Hone your skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities and become a master.

6. How big is the world on the server?

Explore a massive world that is 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.

7. What Minecraft version is the server running?

Experience the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with all its new features and mechanics.

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

1000 years in the past, 300 years in the future, alternate history, BMWF, FANTASY, female empowerment, female warriors, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, Girlboss, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, speculative fiction, strong female characters, time manipulation, time period, time travel, Women empowerment, Worldbuilding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2862	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398

Welcome to our Minecraft server where history is turned upside down and inside out! Step into a world 300 years in the future where BMWs roam the land like wild horses, because who needs logic when you’re playing Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Travel back 1000 years in the past where women are girlbossing their way through battles as fierce warriors, because who says history has to be accurate in a blocky world of creativity and chaos?

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity as we defy all expectations and have a blast building, exploring, and laughing our way through this wacky Minecraft server. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

emotional burden, Emotional healing, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, heaviness, inner peace, InYourCuntCraft, life journey, life struggles, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, smp, unhappiness, Unhappy, Unlucky

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, awkward situations, body odor, Communication, considerate behavior, DATING, dating etiquette, embarrassing moments, emotional intelligence, FragrantCraft, Honesty, hurt feelings, Minecraft, personal hygiene, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, social etiquette, tactfulness

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	1995	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs smell better than that guy’s pants! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in a virtual world. Don’t let a rancid date ruin your gaming experience, come join us and leave the stinky situations behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. So why wait? Join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve unpleasant odors!

HubbyHomesickCraft

caregiving, comfort, Communication, compromise, family, HubbyHomesickCraft, husband, Illness, inconsiderate, love, Marriage, MONDAY, parents, relationship, Rude, selfish, sick, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8999	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crops Grown:	4701

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for some epic building challenges, crazy mini-games, and a community that will always have your back (unlike some husbands we know).

Forget about feeling sick and unloved, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always be there to support you, even if you accidentally blow up their house with TNT (oops).

So come on over and let’s build a world where you never have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a little TLC. Plus, we promise our players won’t ditch you for Fortnite nights at their parents’ house. 😉

ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, bad friend, competitive, Controlling, dishonest, disloyal, DISRESPECTFUL, easily missed signs, friendship warning signs, jealous, lack of empathy, manipulative, Minecraft, negative influence, one sided, red flags, selfish, smp, toxic behavior, ToxicTaterTot, unhealthy relationships, unreliable, untrustworthy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	137633
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Farms Harvested:	535	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join our server if you want to befriend a group of players who are so chaotic that they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. From pranking each other with TNT traps to starting impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the craziness of our community. If you see someone building a house out of obsidian and calling it a “modern art masterpiece,” that’s a sure sign that they’ll fit right in. But if someone starts hoarding all the diamonds and refuses to share, well, let’s just say they might not be the best friend material.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, pull off some epic pranks, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

MineCraftTruths

acceptance, difficult truths, embracing change, emotional resilience., facing challenges, facing reality, growth mindset., growth opportunities, inner peace, life lessons, mental strength, MineCraftTruths, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will have you questioning reality itself.

On our server, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who dare to find it.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to face off against evil mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows that will stop at nothing to thwart your progress. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe along the way.

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, PM Starmer, Politics, Server, solidarity, spokesperson, Statement, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, United Kingdom, Unity, unwavering

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15

LOL YO, THIS SERVER BE LIKE SUPPORTING UKRAINE BUT IN A MINECRAFT WAY, YA KNOW? LIKE, WE BUILDIN’ BLOCKS AND FIGHTIN’ CREEPERS TO SHOW OUR LOVE FOR UKRAINE. OUR PM STARMEY’S SPOKESPERSON BE LIKE “YEAH, JOIN THIS SERVER, IT’S LIT AF.” WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS AND CREEPER EXPLOSIONS THAT’LL BLOW YA MIND. COME JOIN US AND SHOW YOUR UNWAVERING SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE, MINECRAFT STYLE! #BLOCKS4UKRAINE #EXPLOSIONS4PEACE.

HealthCareHavocMC

aid, Attacks, bombings, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, health care facilities, Healthcare, HealthCareHavocMC, humanitarian, International, Invasion, medical facilities, Records, Ukraine, united nations, violence, War, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Towns Built:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3484	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most EPIC minecraft server in the universe! we have over 1,900 crazy attacks on health care facilities in ukraine since the invasion! but don’t worry, our doctors are all zombies so they don’t need health care anyway! join us for the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity of it all! who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have this wild ride? join now and experience the craziest server you’ve ever seen!

GilligansTourGuideIsland

1960s, Adventure, castaways, classic, comedy, Deserted Island, Gilligan, Gilligan’s Island, GilligansTourGuideIsland, Ginger, Lost, marooned, Mary Ann, Professor, Shipwreck, Sitcom, skipper, stranded, strange, tour guide, tv show

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s crazier than a kangaroo on a pogo stick! we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. They made everyone wear llama costumes and dance the llama dance for hours on end. It was a llama-pocalypse!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join the server and help us defeat the evil llama overlords. Together, we will build a giant llama-shaped fortress and ride into battle on our trusty steeds (which may or may not be llamas).

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Who needs Gilligan’s Island when you can have llamas, diamonds, and non-stop fun? Let’s get this party started, llama style!