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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3654 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 128 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?
