Magzie’s Fun Time Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	134	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	New Chunks Explored:	123493
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

Brazil, Fun, MuskCraft, resuming

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

fucked up, fucked up person, fucked up piece of shit, fucked up piece of shit person, Minecraft, person, piece of shit, piece of shit person, pixelated, Server, Trash, Ugly, ugly fucked up, ugly fucked up person, ugly fucked up piece, ugly fucked up piece of shit, ugly fucked up piece of shit person, ugly person, ugly piece of shit, ugly piece of shit person

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

Anime, Entertainment, Gaming, Girls, hololive, hololive girls, IDOLS, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Minecraft, online personalities, Otaku, purity, smp, still virgins, streaming, Talents, Virgins, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling

challenging beliefs, Character development, compassion, Empathy, facing failure, gaining wisdom, Gratitude, Humblecraft, HumbleHumbling, humbling experience, humility, inner strength, introspection, learning from mistakes, life changing events, life lessons, overcoming ego, personal growth, perspective shift, self reflection, smp, transformative moments, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	70

Have you ever been humbled by a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our SMP, we have a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who will challenge you to a duel and leave you questioning your entire existence. Join us for a chance to face off against the most fearsome fowl in all of Minecraft and see if you have what it takes to come out victorious! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure on our wild and wacky server!

BlockyLoveLessons

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	4510
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!