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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9271 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.
plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.
so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!
