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CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	258	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	3503
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1610	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	190
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Votes:	9005	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.