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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1346 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 174 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. and, like, the other day, a creeper rode in on a rainbow and exploded into a bunch of diamonds. it was, like, so epic, bro.
also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.
oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.
