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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6560 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!
