#MagicRampage Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Votes:	6643
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Potions Brewed:	94
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mines Excavated:	2215

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Potions Brewed:	78
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

HappyLifeMC SMP

Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, HappyLifeMC, joy, Life, life satisfaction, Peace, personal happiness, positive mindset, positivity, reasons for contentment, reasons for happiness, reasons for joy, reasons for peace, reasons for satisfaction, reasons for well-being, satisfaction, smp, well-being

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

SecretMineCraftFun

buried secret, concealed emotions, confidential information, deep secret, Hidden feelings, Hidden Truth, innermost thoughts, intimate details, kept hidden, personal confession, private revelation, SecretMineCraftFun, Secrets, suppressed truth, undisclosed feelings, undisclosed revelation, undisclosed secret, unshared confession, unspoken confession, unspoken thoughts, untold story

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	5216
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!

CraftyHongKongers

activism, anti-China sentiment, Asia-Pacific, China, Chinese interference, civil liberties, CraftyHongKongers, cross-strait relations, deportation, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign interference, freedom of speech, Harassment, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, political tensions, pro-democracy, protest, taiwan

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Void Gems Collected:	33
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!