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InkMasterMinecraftSMP

artwork, beauty, body art, Choice, Creative, decision, design, Expression, Individuality, ink, InkMasterMinecraftSMP, inspiration, Meaningful, Permanent, Personal, skin, Style, symbol, tattoo, Tomorrow, Unique

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4223
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Emeralds Found:	2346
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest tattoos in the game! Like, our whole spawn area is covered in tattoo designs that our players have gotten in real life. It’s like a living art gallery, but in Minecraft!

One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.

So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

CAR, car wash, coffee, convenience store, Diesel, drinks, Favorite, fill up, Fuel, Fun, gas station, GasCraft, gasoline, highway, loyalty program, pit stop, pumped, rest area, restrooms, road trip, sandwiches, SNACKS, travel

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	226	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

Extinct Fish Frenzy

animal conservation, aquatic life, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation programs, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental crisis, Extinct, Extinction, Fauna, Fish, Frenzy, Freshwater, Freshwater Ecosystems, habitat destruction, species at risk, threatened, vulnerable species, water habitats, wildlife protection

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
New Chunks Explored:	772801	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a whole quarter of freshwater fauna threatened with extinction! Why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and drama? Swim with the endangered fishies and help them survive in our pixelated world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the savior of the underwater realm! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest aquatic adventure of your life!

Waiting For Bully 1.20.2

1.20.2, anticipation, bully, Bully 2, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, high school, long awaited, open world, Protagonist, release date, rockstar games, Rumors, Sequel, speculation, storylines, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	7171	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Yo, forget about Bully 2, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn! Plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even a llama mayor who speaks in Shakespearean insults!

CraftyCatMom Minecraft Server

10. Pet relationships, 11. Communication, 12. Respect, 13. Personal space, 14. Assertiveness, 15. Family living arrangements, 16. Cat behavior, 17. Pet care, 18. Interpersonal relationships, 19. conflict resolution, 2. Cat, 20. Self-identity., 3. Family dynamics, 4. Pet ownership, 5. Boundaries, 6. Competition, 7. Mother-in-law, 8. Husband, 9. Role confusion, CraftyCatMom, MIL, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and pet ownership.

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3119	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Items Found:	7374
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magic Items Found:	6187
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!