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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8888 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 863 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
