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KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	180952	Villages Defended:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Villages Defended:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Votes:	2038	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ores Mined:	9268
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	134
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	5923
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!