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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6668 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky at warp speed? Or maybe create a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Well, on our server, the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve woken up with a hangover and regretted your life choices.
But don’t worry, we’ve all been there. In fact, one time a player built an entire city out of TNT blocks while under the influence, only to accidentally set it off and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of chaos. It was both tragic and hilarious, and a reminder to always play Minecraft responsibly (or not, we won’t judge).
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild – just remember to hydrate and maybe lay off the virtual tequila shots. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!
