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Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crops Grown:	2853	Zombie Dances:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Runes Activated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Star Shards Collected:	284	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

at my, at my cute, clock, clock wife’s, ClockWifesTits, cute, cute clock wife’s, LOLzCraft, long trail, looking, looking at, looking at my, my cute, my cute clock, Server, STOP, stop looking, tags, tits, VT, Wife, wife’s tits

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Farms Harvested:	364	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, dlc, downloadable content, expansion pack, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy XVI, gameplay, Gaming, new content, Opinions, PC, PlayStation, Revenge, reviews, RPG, Square Enix, Story, The Rising Tide, video game, Xbox, XVI

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

capability, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender equality, gender equality movement, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, less capable, Minecraft, power, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, strength, WEAKER, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mines Excavated:	4068	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General

1999, codes, Community Resources, cultural references, daily reset, database, English, Eternity, FutureCraft, gacha saving, general, insight materials, No pvp, patch 1.5, Psychube guide, rate-up banners, resonance guide, RPG, Spathodea, spell cards, storytelling, Team Building, turn based, Uluru Games, voice acting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	282
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the past is so last year! Join us for a wild ride filled with spell cards and storytelling like you’ve never seen before. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can enjoy the drama in whatever language tickles your fancy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Patch 1.5 – Revival! The Uluru Games, is sure to blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Rate-up Banners featuring Spathodea (Beast Carry) and Eternity (Mineral Carry). You won’t want to miss out on these epic characters.

Looking for some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides on everything from arcanists & team building to Psychube strategies. And let’s not forget about the Insight materials cheat sheet – because who has time to figure that out on their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these codes like 1999GIFT and CourageandInsight to unlock some sweet rewards. And remember, in our server, it’s always AprilFish!

Minecraft Mania: The ADHD Edition

acceptance, adhd, Challenges, Community, coping, Edition, education, Empathy, Mania, medication, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, neurodiversity, productivity, Resources, self-care, stigma, strategies, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape the subhuman condition and enter a world of pure chaos and fun!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even summon a herd of dancing sheep!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started doing the floss dance! So come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around then, but who cares)!

Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Pixelated Pooptopia

animated series, Anime, Competition, Drama, FANTASY, figure skating, ice skating, japanese animation, LGBTQ, love story, Oblivion Battery, pixelated, Pooptopia, relationships, romance, sports, Supernatural, Victor Nikiforov, Yuri Katsuki, Yuri on Ice, Yuri Plisetsky

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Crops Grown:	2453	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered a parallel universe where yuri on ice meets Minecraft! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of lolz and memes as you explore our virtual world filled with unicorns riding rainbows and llamas doing the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic building contests where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireworks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the minecraft caves where creepers bust a move to Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the next big thing in the gaming world – the ultimate fusion of yuri on ice and Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Christ is KingCraft

1. Christ, 10. Grace, 11. Love, 12. Redemption, 13. Cross, 14. Resurrection, 15. Spirituality, 16. Eternal Life, 17. Worship, 18. Divine, 19. Holy, 2. Ki, 20. Blessings., 3. Christianity, 4. Faith, 5. religion, 6. Belief, 7. Savior, 8. Messiah, 9. Salvation, Christ, KingCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2425
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Why should you join? Because we have unicorns flying around and leprechauns dancing in the streets! Our server is so magical, even Santa Claus comes to visit all year round!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against zombie llamas with watermelon swords! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond disco party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GyaruCraft: High School Boys Gone Wild #3

Boys, chapter 3, comedy, Danshi koukousei, Gal Gohan, Gender Identity, gender swap, gender transformation, Gender-Bender, Gyaru, GyaruCraft, HIGH, high school boy, high school life, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marii Taiyou, raws, romance, School, school life, Shoujo, Wild

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	6172	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	6128

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy, minding your own business, when suddenly you get gender-swapped into a Gyaru! Yes, you heard that right. Now you can strut your stuff in the latest fashion trends while building epic structures in our world.

But that’s not all! In Chapter 3 of our server, you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie cheerleaders and skeleton jocks who are out to steal your lunch money. Don’t worry, though, because our admin team is always there to lend a hand and make sure you have the best time possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a creeper!