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  • PixelPatriarchy Minecraft Server

    PixelPatriarchy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 5618
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7328 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Crops Grown: 3165 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Dimension Hops: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we’re not just any ordinary server, we’re a republic! That’s right, forget about democracy, we’ve got a whole new level of government in place for all our players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship… I mean republic! 🏛️ And hey, if you’re into decoding dog whistles, you’ll have a blast trying to figure out what our crazy community is up to next. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you on our server! 🤪🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoSocialBatteryDrama

    NoSocialBatteryDrama
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 4162
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Gods Slained: 0 Ores Mined: 5688
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your annoying family members? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual family reunion experience like no other.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately start setting up virtual chairs and tables, mowing virtual lawns, and organizing virtual pop-up campers. But don’t worry, we’ve got virtual catering covered so you can focus on the important stuff – like dodging virtual conversations with your relatives.

    Need a break from the chaos? Just retreat to your virtual room like our favorite ghost players, who only come out to play a quick card game before disappearing again. And when it’s time to clean up, just pop in some virtual earbuds and start scrubbing those virtual dishes – no need to worry about draining your virtual social batteries.

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate family reunion simulation, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! (Just don’t blame us if your real family starts wondering why you’re spending so much time on your computer…)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YnotYoloCraft5000

    YnotYoloCraft5000
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 8173
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and the letter Y! Join us and get ready to stockpile 5000 yaks, yoyos, yellow submarines, and yodeling villagers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Yeti King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of yams! And rumor has it that deep in the mines, you can find a secret portal to the land of Yodas, where you can trade your excess yaks for lightsabers and Jedi training.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the letter Y in all its glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BirdFluVax Minecraft Server

    BirdFluVax Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 566
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2039
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DroneDestructionMC

    DroneDestructionMC
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 1456
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Crops Grown: 1251
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Magic Items Found: 4269 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can unleash their inner Ukrainian soldier and take down 120 drones in a strike on a Russian UAV training center? It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and bullets. Join us and show off your mad drone destroying skills while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so intense it could start an international incident? Come join the chaos and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world of blocky warfare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EggcellentGenerations

    EggcellentGenerations
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 6232
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Animals Bred: 196 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, JUST LIKE HOW WOMEN ARE BORN WITH ALL THEIR EGGS ALREADY INSIDE THEM! JOIN THIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IN MINECRAFT! BUILD A HOUSE, RAISE A FAMILY, AND WATCH AS YOUR GRANDKIDS POP OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER’S BELLY! ONLY ON THIS SERVER, WHERE REALITY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WITNESS THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH IN BLOCKY FORM!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NeutronStarMergeCraft

    NeutronStarMergeCraft
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 4700
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 102
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 122 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Dimension Hops: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lord Nation

    Lord Nation
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 3996
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the LordNation Network. this server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a hypixel server experience.

    LordNation.cbu.net:25669

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GL Midnights SMP

    GL Midnights SMP
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 3777
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Mythical Quests Completed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    We’ve migrated to a brand new server with bigger ram! 12GB! Anyway, this is an SMP with unlimited homes, TPA system, money, shop, etc. come join now!!

    new.play.glmidnight.co.uk

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tearmoon Minecraft Server

    Tearmoon Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 3466
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5360
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OpinionCraft Minecraft Server

    OpinionCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 9884
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Potions Brewed: 80
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most pixelated Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why settle for high resolution graphics when you can join our server and embrace the beauty of 720p?

    Join us and witness the glory of building blocky masterpieces in stunning 1080p on your laptop. Who needs fancy shaders and realistic textures when you can have the simplicity of 1440p on your PC?

    And don’t even get us started on our TV viewing experience. Say goodbye to crystal clear images and hello to the pixelated paradise of 4k on your TV screen. It’s like stepping back in time to the early days of Minecraft, but with a hilarious twist!

    So why wait? Join our server today and revel in the low-res goodness that will have you laughing all the way to the pixelated bank!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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