MAGAA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Bants, blocky, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theories, digital manipulation, Disinformation, donald trump, election fraud, extremism, fake news, Government, MAGAA, Minecraft, Misinformation, online communities, online discourse, polarization, Politics, Propaganda, radicalization, REPUBLICAN, Server, social media

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than MAGAA (Minecrafters Against Griefing and Anarchy)! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we fight against the evil forces of griefers and anarchists in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.

AnimeSexCraft: Where Modern Anime Meets Minecraft Madness!

Anime, anime industry, AnimeSexCraft, CLASSY, comedy, Degenerate, explicit scenes, fetish, HBO, hentai, Junk, kite, madness, meets, Minecraft, MODERN, modern anime, nuance, older anime, ovas, rape, sex, tasteful, TRASHY, Uncut, Villain

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Votes:	9111
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of all the degenerate anime out there that revolve around nothing but sex? Looking for a server that’s more classy and tasteful? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of trashy content. Join us for a fun and wholesome gaming experience where the only thing getting raped is the creeper by your diamond sword! Say goodbye to trashy HBO vibes and hello to a server that’s more classy than an uncut hentai. What are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

NudeCraft: Where You’ll Find More Than Just Diamonds in the Hardcore World of Minecraft!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, diamonds, Digital, discovery, emotions, feelings, Find, Hardcore, internet, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, NudeCraft, nudes, ONLINE, Personal, privacy, Private, relationships, Respect, scandal, Sensitive, Trust, world, Youll

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or scandalous? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to uncover the juiciest secrets and scandals of the Minecraft community. We’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with scandalous nudes and hardcore pics of your favorite Minecraft characters. Who knew Steve had such a wild side?

But be warned, once you see these scandalous pics, you’ll never look at your beloved Minecraft characters the same way again. It’s a whole new world of blocky drama and intrigue, and you won’t want to miss out on the action.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows what scandalous surprises await you in the world of Minecraft? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. 😉🔥🔞

Crafty United – Where Creepers and Players Unite in Chaos!

Alliance, Chaos, collaboration, Crafty, CREEPERS, force, formidable, Invincible, Players, power, solidarity, strength, teamwork, together, Unbeatable, Unbreakable, unite, United, united front, united they conquer, united we stand, Unity, Unstoppable

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	2768
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once upon a time, a group of players on this server became so powerful that NOBODY could stop them. They built giant castles made entirely out of diamond blocks, rode around on flying pigs, and tamed dragons to guard their loot. But don’t worry, they’re actually super friendly and love to welcome new players into their wacky world. So come join us and see if YOU can become as unstoppable as them! Just be prepared for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few exploding chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

Anime, card game, collectible, Competition, DETHRONE, Dethroning, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Japanese culture, kiddyshit, KidzCraft, Manga, market share, MTG, Popular, strategy, Style, TCG, trading card game, trend, Weeaboneese

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Holy Crap Mine

aryans”, Attack, Beliefs, Bigotry, Bloodlines, Crap, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Harmony, hate, HOLY, ignorance, intolerance, prejudice, Pure, racism, Religion, Respect, Torah, violence

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	7130	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Falling into the Void:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	66678	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

April Trading Post, dragonflight.blizzard.com, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MineLOL, mists of pandaria, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, trading post items, World of Warcraft General, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Star Shards Collected:	270
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

BANKRUPTCY, blocky, budgeting, credit card debt, DEBT, debt burden, debt consolidation, debt management, debt relief, debt repayment, drowning in debt, financial assistance, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial stress, financial worries, loans, money problems, money troubles, overwhelmed, Sinking, Struggling

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6582
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!