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Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Potions Brewed:	146
Farms Harvested:	283	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

#clues, Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, crime, detective, Epic, investigation, Lammy, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 673687882, Police, suspects, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

Analysis, BANKRUPTCY, car bombing, Chug, ChugaLug, Comfy Happening, Craft, energy infrastructure, German aid, Globohomo, Israel, kyiv, Maps, Mega, mobilization law, NATO Council, NATO diplomats, nuspeak, podcasts, Politico, Resources, SBU officer, Server, Talmud, Telegram Channels, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian parliament, UKROP, video archive, World Bank, Z Radio, Zelensky

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

(Domestic), adorable, animal, Breed, Can I haz cheeseburger, cat, Cheesy, cute, desire, Feline, Fluffy, funny, humor, Humorous, Internet Sensation, long trail, meme, meowcraft, pet, Popular, Server, Want, wish

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Alternate Realities, Chaos, Conflicts, consequences, Crafty, creative writing, desire, Dimensions, embroiled, FANTASY, Fiction, Fun, height, imagination, multiverses, power, Server, speculative fiction, storytelling, taller, timelines, Timey, Wimey, wish fulfillment, Wishes

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Crafty Celeb Chaos

Beady, Beady can do it, can do it, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity news, Chaos, Crafty, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, fan community, forum, gossip, Hollywood, News, pop culture, social media, Stars, Thread, trending

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Buildings Constructed:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	6008
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	42	Emeralds Found:	7864
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!