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The Respectful Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, arguments, Boundaries, brother, Catharsis, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, coping, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, family, Frustration, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Release, Relief, respectful, Server, stress, verbal abuse

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family members who just won’t stop talking smack? Join our Minecraft server and release all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment! No need to hold back, just let it all out like a verbal volcano erupting! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner caveman mode and tell everyone to shut the f*** up without any consequences. So come join us and sleep like a baby knowing you’ve let it all out!

Bitcoin pumps to the moon Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, blockquotepBitcoin, Crypto, CRYPTOBROS, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, faith lost, financial system, GOLD, institutionally controlled, Investment, Minecraft, Moon, normies, paper money, people currency, PUMPS, SMPpblockquote, Technology, tiktok

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9793	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	523	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is Bitcoin! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital cash flow. But don’t worry, we’re not like those normies on TikTok who only care about crypto for clout. We’re the real deal, baby.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Bitcoin market. Who needs stability when you can have volatility, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s always dropping Bitcoin blocks in random places for us to find. Talk about a hidden treasure!

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a crypto adventure like no other, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and become the ultimate Bitcoin miner in our wacky world. See you on the blockchain, gamers!

Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Comic, Dandadan, DanDaDan Edition, Dans, Epic, FANTASY, japanese, Manga, Manga adaptation, manga art, manga artist, Manga collector, manga illustrator, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, Minecraft, popular manga, series, Server, SHONEN

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ores Mined:	8061
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Villages Defended:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the Dandadan edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. Join us and witness his epic chicken army in action!

3. Want to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just find the magical pig saddle hidden in the enchanted forest and soar through the skies like a bacon-loving superhero.

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Dandadan edition Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Mindbroke Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mastermind, mental anguish, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mental manipulation, millions, mind control, mindbroke, Minecraft, narcissism, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological torment, psychological warfare, smp, toxic behavior, Trauma

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who mindbroke millions! That’s right, he literally broke their minds with his epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even have your mind broken too! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe a few trips to the Minecraft asylum. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can handle the chaos!

PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, defecation, digestive system, excretion, funny facts, gastrointestinal health, human body, medical anomaly, Minecraft, one of a kind, Poop, PooPunchers, rare condition, recorded history, Server, Shit, strange abilities, unbelievable feats, unique ability, unusual talents

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Emeralds Found:	762

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

Keijo’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anime, breasts, Butts, Critics, Disappearance, fan favorite, floating platform, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, Hip Whip Girl, keijo, Keijos, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, reception, smp, speculation, Sport, unanswered questions, Underrated, Water, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like no other, where players must use their breasts and butts to knock their opponents off floating platforms and into the water. It’s a sport like no other, where only the most skilled players can reign supreme.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the server was created by a group of rogue game developers who were tired of the same old boring PvP battles. They wanted something more…sensual. And thus, Hip Whip Girl SMP was born.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Hip Whip Girl champion. Just be prepared for some cheeky battles and bouncy showdowns along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to whip your way to victory!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Asian heritage, cultural identity, debunked myths, digital age, discrimination, Diversity, Ethnic groups, ethnicities, global communication, internet, japanese, Japanese people, Minecraft, Misinformation, online communities, online rumors, PALS, PIXEL, racial prejudices, racial profiling, Server, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5242
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with try-hard players? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, even the Japanese players are just a myth! That’s right, you won’t find any real “japs” on our server because they’re too busy searching for diamonds in the real world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of unicorns who are always down for a dance party in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land filled with talking chickens who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more chicken nuggets).

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and let the insanity begin!

The Lonely Miner Minecraft SMP

Crush, doesn’t like, emotions, feelings, girl, HEARTBREAK, Like.., lonely, Minecraft, miner, rejection, relationships, smp, unreciprocated affection, unreciprocated crush, unreciprocated feelings, unreciprocated love, unreciprocated romance, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, unrequited romance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5253	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mines Excavated:	3296
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of being rejected by the girl you like because you’re not a pro Minecraft player? Well, have no fear because on our server, being a Minecraft master is the key to winning her heart! Join us and show off your building skills to impress her with a virtual castle that will make her swoon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even finding love through Minecraft. Who knows, maybe the girl of your dreams is just a block away!

Next Year’s Epic Minecraft Server

anticipation, Divination, Epic, Expectation, forecast, foreknowledge, Foresight, foretelling, forewarning, Future, Insight, intuition, Minecraft, next year, outlook, Planning, prediction, premonition, Prophecy, Server, Upcoming, vision, Years

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of the future! How do we know this? Because we have a time-traveling admin who has seen it all!

Join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures like fighting off zombie dinosaurs, building a castle made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs (yes, they do exist in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

So why wait for next year when you can join our futuristic Minecraft server now? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for the time-traveling admin – he tends to get a little carried away with his pranks!

Pristine Minecraft SMP Welcome

acceptance, Adventure, borders, cultural exchange, entry, European Vacation, Exploration, family, foreigner, gadjo, Gratitude, Hospitality, international friendship, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, new experiences, Pristine, Schengen, smp, Tourist, travel, Visa, Welcoming

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	173	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. But then, a group of mischievous creepers came along and blew it up, causing chaos and laughter all around. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of emeralds. So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. See you in the game, gadjo!