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UkraineWar24HrsGone

24 hours, armed conflict, cease-fire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., ending, foreign policy, global security, humanitarian crisis, international community, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, peacekeeping mission, political deadlock, ukraine war, UkraineWar24HrsGone, united nations, war resolution

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6210	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Tired of real life politics ruining your day? Come join our Minecraft server where we ended the Ukraine war in 24 hours using nothing but diamond swords and enchanted armor! Our players are so skilled, even world leaders are asking for tips on conflict resolution. Join now and help us bring peace to the world, one block at a time!

GreenlandGriefCraft

Arctic, Communication, controversy, criticism, Danish PM, denmark, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandGriefCraft, international relations, nato, Négotiation, phone call, Politics, president trump, territorial dispute, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1655	Enchantments Applied:	218
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Potions Brewed:	51
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, imagine if trump was in minecraft, right? and he’s all like, “yo, danish PM, i want greenland!” and the danish PM is like, “nah bro, greenland is ours.” and trump is all like, “i’ll build a wall around greenland in minecraft and make the danish PM pay for it!”

if you wanna be part of this crazy world where trump is trying to take over greenland in minecraft, then join our server! build walls, negotiate with other countries, and maybe even start a war over some virtual land! who knows what will happen next in this wild and wacky world of minecraft politics!

come join us and see if you can help trump conquer greenland in the most ridiculous way possible! it’s gonna be a yuge adventure, believe me!

Lymphatic Craft: Nature’s Endless Adventure

academic publication, Adventure, cardiovascular health, cell biology, cell differentiation, Craft, Endless, endothelial cells, endothelium, lymphatic, lymphatic endothelial cell, lymphatic system, Medical research, Nature Cardiovascular Research, Natures, progenitor, publication, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, scientific journal, specialised, Specification, vascular system

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got lymphatic endothelial cells specifacation up in here!!! like, u can build ur own lymphatic system in the game and become the ultimate lymphatic warrior or something. trust me, u never knew u needed this in ur minecraft life until now. plus, we got a secret underground lab where u can create ur own specialised progenitor for lymphatic endothelium and take over the server with ur lymphatic powers. it’s gonna be LIT, fam. come join us and let’s get lymphatic up in here!

Terra Nova: Age II

Adventure, age, Apply now, building contests, Community, Creative Server, Discord, Dragon.., ELYTRA, Events, Minecraft, mini-game server, Nova, Player Economy, PvP battles, Server, server reset, smp, terra, Thriving Community, Website, Wiki

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Server Name	The Siege of the End \| Terra Nova Age II
Server Type	18+ Semi-Vanilla SMP Server
Server Launch Date	January 18th

Overview

Terra Nova is a freshly reset server, launching Age II on January 18th. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or community player, now is the perfect time to join and grow with us from the start. Age I brought in over 600 unique players from over 30+ countries. Will you join us in AGE II?

Why Terra Nova Stands Out

Strictly 18+: Mature, respectful, and like-minded players only.
No Pay-to-Win: Fair gameplay, quality-of-life plugins, and a player-driven economy.
Medieval-Themed Survival: Immerse yourself in a rich world of amazing creation.
Creative & Mini-Game Servers: Take a break from survival with creative and fun activities.
A Thriving Community: Weekly and monthly events, including PVP battles, building contests, and more.

Event Details

Mark your calendars for Terra Nova’s first epic event on Saturday, January 25th. The community will unite to take down the Ender Dragon and officially open The End for exploration and elytra looting. Join us at the Welcome Center in SD at 2 PM EST to participate in this historic event!

Join Terra Nova Today

Apply now and experience the thrill of The Ender Dragon fight and the start of your adventure in Age II! Website: https://terranovasmp.net/ Wiki: https://wiki.terranovasmp.net/ Discord: https://discord.gg/P7G7tAPtUy

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join Terra Nova?	Terra Nova is strictly for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, Terra Nova prides itself on fair gameplay and a player-driven economy with no pay-to-win aspects.
What kind of events can I expect on Terra Nova?	Terra Nova hosts weekly and monthly events, including PVP battles, building contests, and more.

Infernal Wonderland 1.20

Adventure, Alice in Hell, alice in wonderland, dark fantasy, final ride, graphic novel, Horror, INFERNAL, japanese, Jigoku no Alice, JIRO MATSUMOTO, Manga, Marathon, Mystery, psychological thriller, series, storytime, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, WEEKLY, wonderland

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	579	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	11

Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama wearing sunglasses? Well, buckle up because we’re about to take you on a wild ride!

Every week, we have a Jiro Matsumoto marathon that will blow your mind like a creeper blowing up your house. It’s like the final boss battle of epicness, and you don’t want to miss out on the action.

Join us on this rollercoaster of fun and chaos as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. It’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this!

Don’t be a square, join the party and let’s make some memories that will have you saying “I can’t believe I did that in Minecraft!” See you on the other side, gamers!

NoMoreSteve Minecraft Server

colleague interactions, coworker conflicts, handling difficult coworkers, interpersonal skills., job performance, Minecraft, NoMoreSteve, office etiquette, office politics, professional conduct, professional relationships, Server, team dynamics, toxic coworkers, work drama, work environment, work ethics, work relationships, work stress, workplace behavior, workplace communication, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any Bob-like characters ruining your day!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about a coworker like Bob showing up and causing chaos. Our community is filled with players who actually do their jobs (unlike Bob) and are always happy to lend a hand.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with affairs, workplace drama, or unsafe working conditions. It’s a virtual paradise where you can relax and have fun without any of the real-life stress.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Say goodbye to Bob and hello to a world where you can truly enjoy yourself without any workplace drama getting in the way!

BoundaryBrosAndSisAITAH

Accommodation, AITAH, Angry, BETRAYAL, better paying job, BoundaryBrosAndSisAITAH, brother, Christmas holidays, Comforting, Concert, constant contact, crossed boundary, Disrespected, family fight, Friend, high school, hurt, mad, moving cities, sex, Telling, Trust, weird

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	2726	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are crossed! Join us for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like the story of this player’s friend and brother.

Looking for a server where you never know who you can trust? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like finding out that your friend and sibling hooked up behind your back.

Experience the thrill of uncovering secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs soap operas when you can join our server and live out your own drama-filled adventures?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the twists and turns of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back!

SweCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, defense industry, defense modernization, Development, eastern europe, european union, international relations, long range, Military, military aid, Minecraft, nato, Partnership, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, strike capability, Support, SweCraft, Sweden, technology transfer, Ukraine

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. It’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

You gotta join this server, bro, because, like, we have the craziest adventures. One time, we found a secret underground lair filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds. And then, we, like, fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but, like, a wooden sword. It was, like, totally intense, dude.

Plus, like, the community on this server is, like, the coolest ever. We all, like, build giant castles and roller coasters together. And, like, we have epic battles in the PvP arena. It’s, like, a total blast, man.

So, like, come join us on this server, bro. It’s, like, the best Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, dude, you won’t regret it.

GreenlandGriefCraft

Arctic, controversial conversation, Danish PM, denmark, diplomatic incident, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGriefCraft, international relations, North Atlantic, phone call, political news, president, territorial dispute, trump, Trump administration, united states, us politics, White House, world news

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s crazy, dude.

one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as their god. it was bananas, bro. people were offering sacrifices of chicken nuggets and golden apples.

and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where players have dance parties with skeletons and zombies. they even have a DJ creeper droppin’ sick beats. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? players have to find the hidden diamond blocks before the evil llama king steals them all. it’s a race against time, dude.

so, like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, you might even run into herobrine sippin’ on a pumpkin spice latte. don’t miss out, man.

E-Cig City: Quit Smoking & Build Blocks

addiction, behavioral therapy, blocks, BUILD, city, e-cigarettes, ecig, give up smoking, habits, health, heated tobacco products, lifestyle change, medication, nicotine replacement therapy, public health, QUIT, quit smoking, researchers, smokers, smoking, smoking cessation, success, Support, tobacco use, Vaping, Willpower

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5493	Void Gems Collected:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna quit smokin’ them nasty cigs, come join our EPIC Minecraft server! we got potions that make you forget about cigarettes, enchanted e-cigarettes that give you special powers, and even heated tobacco products that will blow your mind! trust me, you won’t even remember what a cigarette is after playing on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and kick that nasty habit to the curb!