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GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2447	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Love Letters Sent:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

CraftyCarFiasco

Advanced technology, Aerial vehicles, air travel, autonomous vehicles, CraftyCarFiasco, flying cars, flying vehicles, future innovations, future of travel, future predictions, future technology, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic transportation, futuristic vehicles, innovation, science fiction, self driving cars, technological advancements, Transportation, transportation technology, Urban mobility

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ores Mined:	1365
Magic Items Found:	8832	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

aerosol, baby, Chemicals, creeper, developmental effects, E-Cigarette, hazard, health risks, immune system damage, Land, long-term effects, maternal health, Mice, nicotine, Pregnancy, Pregnant, public health, research, residue, secondhand exposure, surfaces, unborn babies, vape, Vaping

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3085	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

awkward situations, Be me, guys with their lovers, handsome af, happen to you, mate guard, Minecraft, not interested in used goods, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Animals Bred:	184	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

The Power of Rings SMP

bad writing, biggest pile of shit, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, disappointing sequel, frustrating, lackluster, poorly executed, power, Rings, rings of power, ruined series, s2, smp, terrible acting, terrible character development, terrible plot, unwatchable, Waste of time, wasted potential, worst episode ever, Yesterday’s episode

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Animals Bred:	96
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Farms Harvested:	853
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

NoRegretsMC SMP

cherished memories, creating new memories, Exciting adventures, first time experiences, fresh starts, memorable events, new beginnings, NoRegretsMC, Nostalgia, precious moments, re-experiencing magic, recapturing wonder, recreating happiness, rekindling joy, reliving memories, reliving the past, revisiting the past, sentimental journeys, smp, special occasions, treasured experiences, unforgettable moments

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

WeirdoCraft

bizarre actions, bizarre school incidents, eccentric classmate, eccentric schoolmate, odd school moments, odd student, peculiar incidents, peculiar kid, quirky student, School days, school memories, strange behavior, strange school memories, unforgettable moments, unforgettable school encounters, unforgettable school experiences, unique classmate, unusual behavior, weird kid, weird school stories, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Animals Bred:	152	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

accident, Chinese, Classified, Defense, defense department, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, Military, military technology, naval operations, Navy, nuclear attack submarine, nukecraft, sank, SECURITY, Server, SINK, submarine warfare, swim, Technology, U.S. officials, Underwater

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

BlockyBandits, brutality, charity funds, Conflict, crime, extremism, gaza, Gazan mother, Hamas, Hamas terrorists, injustice, LAUGHING, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Palestinian, Raiding, Terrorism, terrorists, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.