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NoBedSharingAllowed

ah, bed situation, childish behavior, comfort, crying, December trip, decision, friend group, Friends, Group Discussion, group trip, NoBedSharingAllowed, prioritize, queen bed, refusing to share a bed, Rock Paper Scissors, roommates, travel, twin bed, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	107	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ores Mined:	3409	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with rock paper scissors! Join us for epic battles of RPS to determine who gets the best loot, the coolest skins, and even the comfiest beds in our virtual world.

Just like in the real world, sometimes things get heated over who gets the twin bed or the queen bed. But fear not, on our server, we have a fair and fun way to decide – rock paper scissors! No more arguments or tears, just good old-fashioned hand games to determine your fate.

Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for the best spots in our virtual realm. Will you be the champion of RPS and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left crying to your friends about how unfair it all is? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – where rock paper scissors reigns supreme!

CraftyBrits vs RussianMods

Allies, ARMS, British weapons, Conflict, CraftyBrits, Defense, Diplomacy, Equipment, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military technology, Ministry of Defense, russia, RussianMods, sanctions, SECURITY, strategy, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are using british weapons to battle it out in russia! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! watch as the ukrainian soldiers ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, while the russians try to defend themselves with exploding potatoes! it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	279
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Love Letters Sent:	19

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6262	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
New Chunks Explored:	944076	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8828
Potions Brewed:	144	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3393
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7946
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!

HagCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Chat, Discord, Gaming, girl, Hag, HagCraft, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, nerdy, older femanon, older girl, pervert, perverted, Server, video games, vidya, weeabo, Weeaboo, wndyplns

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	6611
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat with a pervert nerdy weeabo girl about vidya games? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your gaming and chatting needs. And if you happen to be a hag or older girl, even better! Join us for some outrageous stories, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Discord: wndyplns. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and good times waiting for you on our server!