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ImpatientCraft: Where Patience Goes to Die

#impatience, annoyance, Die, exasperation, Frustration, impatience with delays, impatience with excuses, impatience with ignorance, impatience with incompetence, impatience with inefficiency, impatience with laziness, impatience with rudeness, ImpatientCraft, intolerance, intolerance for waiting, irritability, lack of patience, losing patience, patience, running out of patience, short temper, zero tolerance

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Tired of waiting for your crops to grow in Minecraft? Sick of watching paint dry while you mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, time moves at the speed of light! Literally, the sun rises and sets every 30 seconds, so you’ll never have to wait around for anything ever again. Join us and experience the thrill of instant gratification like never before!

Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, fear, Geopolitics, influence, international relations, Just and Fair, Minecraft, Nightmare, peace talks, Politics, power, president, putin, Putins, rhetoric, russia, Server, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Zombie Dances:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter

afd, banter, blocky, controversy, criticises, criticism, european union, far-right party, germany, Government, leadership, Musk, OMINOUS, pm, Poland, Polish, Politics, public speaking, Rally, remarks, Speech, Tusk

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Farms Harvested:	198	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.

so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!

BreakupCraft: Trauma Edition

Adults, brain development, BreakupCraft, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, early adversity, Edition, emotional resilience., emotional trauma, emotional well being, later-life stressors, lower hippocampal brain volume, mental health, neuroscience, psychological effects, Psychology, relationships, Romantic breakups, stress impact, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	7

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur childhood trauma and breakups? well, look no further cuz our server is the cure for all ur problems!

we have found that playing on our server actually increases the size of ur hippocampus, so say goodbye to all those pesky brain volume issues. and get this, if u have gone through a breakup AND childhood trauma, playing on our server will actually reverse the effects and make u feel like a new person.

we have crazy stories of players who joined our server and suddenly became millionaires in real life, all thanks to the power of our minecraft world. u never know what kind of magical things will happen when u join our server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start living ur best life now! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, am i right?

2b2e

2b2e, 2b2e timeline, 2b2t bedrock, 5 years, Anarchy, bedrock, Clans, Hannec, historians, Incursions, mega bases, pony town, Spawn Castle, Spawn Parties, Strong anticheat, UTOPIA Skybase

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Votes:	2666	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	2b2e.org
Features	Proper anti-cheat system Mega bases and clans Rich 5-year history
IP	2b2e.org
Port	19132

FAQs

1. Is the server suitable for players who enjoy anarchy gameplay?

Yes, the server is an anarchy server that caters to players who enjoy this type of gameplay. It has a proper anti-cheat system in place to maintain the balance and prevent cheating.

2. Are there any mega bases or clans on the server?

Yes, there are multiple mega bases and clans on the server, including UTOPIA Skybase, Pony Town, Hannec, and the Spawn Castle. These can also be found on YouTube.

3. How long has the server been running?

The server has a rich 5-year history and has never been reset. It also has a large community of historians who keep track of the server’s events.

Mystic RealmCraft 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Bing, DING, mystic, Np9EtRwJR9A, realmcraft, tilidding, tilidingdin, tilidingding, tilidingting, tilitildingdinjg, watch

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1932	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Crops Grown:	4178	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn rainbow explosion in your face! Like, imagine if your grandma’s knitting needles were actually laser beams shooting out rainbows, that’s how epic this server is!

You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.

And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.

So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!

GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

age gap, awkward encounters, boundary setting, embarrassing situation, family drama, friend hangouts, generational differences, grandma’s pool, GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut, High schoolers, Inappropriate Behavior, mixed group, naked woman, old lady bits, pool etiquette, social awkwardness, summer fun, swim day, teenage tantrum, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Enchantments Applied:	53
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Farms Harvested:	673	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!