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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3497 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
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