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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5064 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1835 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
