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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3027 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 76 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!