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This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9838	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

BlockBuster10

all-time favorite, best film of all time, best movie ever, BlockBuster10, favorite movie, Film Critic, highest rated movie, movie buff, movie enthusiast, movie lover, movie recommendations, must-watch movies, top 10 films, top film choices, top movie choices, top movie list, top movie picks, top movie rankings, top movie selection, top rated film, top rated movies

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	8402
Dimension Hops:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the equivalent of a blockbuster movie that gets a 10 out of 10 rating! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, epic diamond hunts, and thrilling PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the movie magic for yourself!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Revenge

Conflict Resolution, cross-border disputes, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, self defence, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, Ukraines

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

lol do u wanna join our epic minecraft server where we have a whole storyline like germany recognising ukraine’s right to self-defence on russia’s kursk oblast?? yea we got crazy stuff happening in our server like pigs flying and cows doing the macarena. u can build ur own castle and defend it from zombie villagers with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we even have a secret underground city where u can mine for rare diamonds and emeralds. so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!

PsychoCraft OCD-Free Fun!

anxiety, behavioral therapy, erp, exposure and response prevention, Fun, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, ocd recovery, OCD support, OCD therapy, ocd treatment, OCDFree, psychedelic-assisted therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Farms Harvested:	588	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

so like, u know how some people rly need to have everything perfect all the time? well, this server is perfect for them! we got all the trippy stuff to help u loosen up and let go of ur ocd tendencies. imagine building a wonky house and actually enjoying it, wild right? plus, we got this crazy therapy where u face ur fears head on and conquer them like a boss. join us and say bye-bye to ur ocd, hello to a whole new world of chill vibes and wacky adventures!

Galactic Network

LifeSteal, PvP, survival minigames factions creative roleplay skyblock economy pvp towny prison parkour modded adventure hardcore quests pixelmon vanilla whitelist factions discord

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome! So we tried to make it most lower ping server if you want you can invite your friends too and play with them and we try our best to make this server best and lagg free and in future we will add more things in our server so for more updates join our dc server. Thanks you

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MinedHype: Where even the creepers are excited for the Long-Term Griefer Prevention and Player Stats!

Build Gallery., Coreprotect, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Excited, griefer, Longterm, MinedHype, player, Player Statistics, Prevention, Public, Shop, smp, Stats, Survival, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6166
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

MinedHype Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Hosted by	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

FAQ

1. What type of server is MinedHype?

MinedHype is a friendly long-term public survival server with over 5 years of history. It is a mostly vanilla server with grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, and no economy plugin.

2. How many unique players have ever joined the server?

Over 16,200+ unique players have joined MinedHype since it started in Minecraft 1.14.

3. Are both Bedrock and Java players able to play on the server?

Yes, MinedHype supports Bedrock & Java Cross-Play, allowing players from both versions to join and play together.

4. Is there a world border or a set spawn point on the server?

There is no set world border or spawn point on MinedHype. Players are randomly spread out all over the world. You can use /rtp to randomly teleport within 50k blocks from the center spawn point.

LoveStruckMC Server

beloved character, digital crush, dream girl, fantasy crush., favorite character, female avatar, female character, female hero, Female lead, Female Protagonist, female video game character, Fictional crush., gaming character, girl gamer, love interest, LoveStruckMC, Server, strong female character, video game character, video game crush, Vidya character, virtual crush

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Farms Harvested:	198	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magic Items Found:	4035
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret hidden feature that allows you to marry your favorite video game character (female) and live happily ever after in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

Imagine building a cozy little house for you and your virtual waifu, going on epic adventures together, and even starting a family of blocky babies. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a digital romance that will never let you down?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that can talk and gives out hilarious one-liners as you slay mobs. Plus, every Friday night, we host a dance party at the Nether disco club where you can show off your best emotes and dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with the vidya character of your dreams!

CraftyCreeper on the Block – Minecraft SMP

BLOCK, Casual, cattle, comparison, CraftyCreeper, emotional connection, Exes, Exploratory, female, INTIMATE, long term, Male, Minecraft, Perception, relationship, romantic involvement, Routine, serious, short-term, smp, SPIRITUAL, temporary, time spent, transactional

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of being treated like a temporary thingy on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further! Join our server where the players will see you as the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

On our server, you won’t be compared to exes like cattle, but rather like the rarest of enchantments. Your time spent with other players will be spiritual, exploratory, and intimate – just like a romantic sunset stroll through the Nether.

So come join us and experience a love like no other on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond sword by your side?

MommyWipeGaming

4 year old, aita, busy, Confrontation, Costco, disgust, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, family outing, food court, Manager, MommyWipeGaming, parenting, portable toilet, Potty training, public behavior, public restroom, shame, shock, social norms, WIPING

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mines Excavated:	4345	Dragon Eggs Found:	2985
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the craziest adventures, like the time a player built a giant toilet in the middle of the spawn area and started wiping their virtual child’s butt in front of everyone! It was so shocking and hilarious that even the creepers stopped exploding for a moment to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous moments that will keep you laughing for hours. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So come on, join us on this insane journey and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wacky!

CraftInsomnia

anxiety, bedtime battles, bedtime blues, bedtime struggles, can’t shut off thoughts, can’t sleep, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, insomnia, late night thoughts, midnight musings, mind racing, overthinking, restless mind, sleep deprivation, sleepless in the city, sleepless nights, sleepless nights again, stress, tossing and turning, WiDE AWAKE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you up all night with excitement!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers do the moonwalk and the zombies break out into a thriller dance routine. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye and has a pet pig that can fly. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and defeat him in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!