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SelfHateCraft

low self-esteem, negative self-talk, self harm, self isolation, self loathing, self-abuse, self-blame, self-criticism, self-deprecation, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive tendencies, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-loathing behavior, self-loathing signs, self-neglect, self-pity, self-rejection, self-sabotage, self-worth issues, SelfHateCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Emeralds Found:	5540	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Items Found:	2550
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of self-hatred! Our server is like a magical therapy session where you can build your way to self-love and acceptance. Rumor has it that spending just 10 minutes on our server will make all your self-doubt disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight. So come join us and let’s build a world where self-love reigns supreme!

TwoArmsOP

2 arms, Above Average, anatomy, arm anatomy, arm count, arm function, arm length, arm size, arm strength, arm structure, arm symmetry, ARMS, average arms, body parts, human body, LIMBS, long tail, more than average, physical features, two arms, TwoArmsOP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1250
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

yo yo yo come join dis server where we got 2 arms instead of the usual 1. like who needs just 1 arm when you can have 2, amirite?

we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.

if you join now, you get a free pet ender dragon that can do your homework for you. plus, every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out of your butt.

so come on down to our server where the grass is purple and the diamonds sing show tunes. you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

CardioCraft: Beat Busters Unlimited

Arrhythmogenic Cardiomyopathy, Arrhythmogenic Cardiomyopathy Diagnosis, beat, Busters, Cardiac Arrhythmias, CardioCraft, Cardiology, Cardiomyopathy Prognosis, Cardiomyopathy Research, Cardiomyopathy Symptoms, Cardiovascular Medicine, Genetic Heart Disorders, Genetic Testing for Heart Diseases, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, Heart Disease Awareness, Heart Disease Treatment, Heart failure, heart health, Heart Rhythm Disorders, Inherited Heart Diseases, Sudden Cardiac Death, Unlimited, Ventricular Arrhythmias

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4

yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and zombies breakdancing to thriller all day erryday.

we got pigs flying on jetpacks and cows doing the macarena.

our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our lava pits are actually hot tubs for our players to relax in.

come join da fun and see for yourself why dis server be da bomb dot com. trust me, you won’t regret it.

DanZorg’s Minecraft Server: Ask Away!

advice, ASK, Assistance, clarification, Consultation, Dan, DanZorgs, Decision making, decision making process, Expertise, guidance, Help, INFORMATION, inquiry, knowledge, Minecraft, problem solving, questions, Recommendations, Server, Suggestions, Support, ZORG

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by DAN, the legendary Minecraft wizard who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot! And if that’s not enough to convince you, our other admin ZORG is a former Ender Dragon tamer who can ride a pig like nobody’s business. Join our server for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to ask DAN/ZORG all your burning questions like “Can pigs really fly in Minecraft?” and “What’s the best way to defeat a zombie with a rubber chicken?” Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server anywhere else!

IsraCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ISR, IsraCraft, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate, ИЗP, יפן, יפנוזה, יפנית, ישר, ישראל, מהדורת היפנוזה, ספר, ספרות, עברית, קריאה, תרגום, תרגום לאנגלית, תרגום ליפנית, תרגום לעברית, תרגום לקוריאנית, תרגום לרוסית, イスラ, 이스르

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	5489
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – מהדורת היפנוזה! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported to a world where everything was upside down. Trees grew downwards, pigs flew in reverse, and players had to mine from the sky down to bedrock. It was a wild ride, but that player ended up finding the rarest diamond in the universe – the HypnoDiamond!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle against zombie hordes, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the caves.

So come join us on מהדורת היפנוזה, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of hypnosis)!

LunchboxLootersMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, coworker, discussion, feelings, gift, Honesty, husband, LUNCHBOX, LunchboxLootersMC, Marriage, misunderstanding, office, relationship, Respect, Trust, Upgrade, WIBTA, work

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	New Chunks Explored:	991692
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Potions Brewed:	113
Ores Mined:	2324	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of confronting your virtual spouse about giving away your virtual lunchbox to a coworker. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have lunchbox drama, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with intrigue, betrayal, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. See you in the virtual world!

MineMotivationCraft

AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, Focus, goals, grind, hard work pays off, hustle, inspiration, MineMotivationCraft, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, self improvement, success, work ethic, work hard play hard

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Crops Grown:	6085
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	208
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only motivation is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will have you working harder than a creeper trying to blow up a village!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens, or try your luck at taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as your trusty steed. Who needs motivation when you have the chance to ride into battle on a giant spider armed with a diamond sword?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building contest. So start crafting those blocks and get ready to show off your building skills to win the ultimate prize – unlimited diamonds and a pet baby zombie named Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Work hard, play harder, and remember – on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

PatriotCraft: Kyiv’s Defense Squad

air defenses, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense procurement, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, kyiv, Kyivs, military aid, military support, missile defense, nato, Patriot missile system, PatriotCraft, security assistance, squad, strategic partnership, Ukraine, US

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know we got da most epic protection like ukraine asking for dem patriot missile systems. we got u covered fam, ain’t no creepers or zombies getting through our defenses. join us and be as safe as ukraine with dem missile systems, but like, without all da drama. come build, explore, and survive with us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally, if u mess with our defenses.

SchoolceptionCraft

ACADEMIC, Classroom, education, educator, learning, Lesson, School, school activities, school community, school curriculum, school day, school environment, school life, school resources, school routine, school schedule, SchoolceptionCraft, Students, study, Teacher, teaching

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY CHICKEN NUGGET TREE, WHERE YOU CAN HARVEST NUGGETS FOR DAYS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICH IN REAL LIFE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND WATCH AS MONEY STARTS RAINING FROM THE SKY!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! SEE YOU THERE, CHICKEN NUGGET LOVERS!

GutCraftAgeBoosters

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Buildings Constructed:	12
Villages Defended:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	9823
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so like, u know how u always hear about gut bacteria being important and stuff? well, on our server, we take gut bacteria to a whole new level! we have like, the most epic gut bacteria in all of Minecraft!

scientists have even studied our gut bacteria and found that it’s crucial to healthy aging! like, imagine being able to live forever in Minecraft because of your gut bacteria!

they even investigated if our age-associated microbial signatures could affect the development of cardiovascular disease in those with known risk factors. and guess what? they found out that being on our server actually makes u immune to cardiovascular disease!

so come join us and experience the power of gut bacteria like never before! who knew that Minecraft could be so good for your health?