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DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyJailbreak

ACCUSATION, arrested, confusion, CraftyJailbreak, crime, disbelief, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Explanation, family, Friends, Guilty, innocent, interrogation, law enforcement, mistaken identity, misunderstanding, Police, scandal, shock, suspicion

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Potions Brewed:	54	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being arrested for mysterious reasons again! Our server is so addictive that your friends and family will understand why you disappeared for days on end. They’ll think you were too busy building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling creepers to even notice the outside world. So come join us and let your loved ones wonder what crazy adventures you’re getting into on our server!

TreasonCraft Minecraft Server

Arrests, BETRAYAL, charges, Conflict, Espionage, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, Legal, Military, Minecraft, Political, prosecution, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, suspects, Treason, TreasonCraft, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mines Excavated:	3530	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

hey u, ya u reading this. u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. we got nearly 800 russians charged with treason on dis server since da start of da war in ukraine. u know it’s gonna be wild when u see dat many russians gettin in trouble. come join da chaos and see what happens next. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. join now and be part of da madness. let’s gooooooo!

CraftyBibi’sJailbreakFun

arrest fears, Auschwitz event, CraftyBibisJailbreakFun, Netanyahu, Report

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Alien Abductions:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Votes:	969	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where even Netanyahu is scared to attend our events because he thinks he’ll get arrested! we have so much chaos and craziness that even world leaders are shaking in their boots! build, mine, and survive in a world where anything can happen, including unexpected arrests and wild adventures. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creeper’s Crematorium: Digging Up Trouble

body disposal, burial, burial process, Cold cases, CREEPERS, cremation, cremation process, cremation vs burial, Crematorium, crime scene analysis., crime scene investigation, criminal evidence, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, death investigation., Digging, exhumation, forensic anthropology, forensic pathology, forensic science, forensic technology, homicide cases, Trouble, unsolved homicides

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5288
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we dig up bodies and solve murders like a bunch of detective zombies. we got ghosts haunting our pixelated streets and skeletons dancing in the moonlight. come for the murder mysteries, stay for the haunted houses. who needs burial when you can respawn in our spooky server? come on, you know you wanna dig up some trouble with us.

Nano Carbon Football Field

Breakthrough, carbon, carbon capture, carbon dioxide capture, carbon engineering, carbon research, carbon storage, carbon technology, energy breakthrough, energy storage, energy technology, Engineered, field, football, football field, high surface area, material, material engineering, Nano, nanoporous carbon, nanoporous material, researchers, surface area, Technology

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	892	Emeralds Found:	358
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! our world is like a football field packed into a teaspoon, with crazy cool stuff happening everywhere!

our researchers have engineered the most insane nanoporous carbon you’ve ever seen, it’s like the holy grail of minecraft materials! use it for carbon-dioxide capture, energy storage, or just to build the most epic base ever!

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community around, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

What is the IP for CouRage Gaming Minecraft Server?

courage, Gaming, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5067
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

CouRage Gaming is a popular content creator and gamer known for his energetic personality and entertaining commentary. He has gained a large following on platforms such as Twitch and YouTube for his gameplay videos, streams, and collaborations with other creators. CouRage Gaming is also a former professional Call of Duty player, bringing a high level of skill to his content. He continues to grow his brand and engage with fans through his engaging and humorous content.

Invictus

active player base., Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, discord community, hard difficulty, Invictus, java edition, Latest Version, Lockable Chests, MCMMO, Player Shops, public server, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map, World Resets

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Votes:	5075	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	175	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is invictus.r2f.co
What is the Bedrock port?	The Bedrock port is 25591
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months
Do I need to join the Discord before playing?	Yes, you must join our Discord before playing online

S O U L – Minecraft Server

80`s gaming, 90s gaming, classic gaming, couldnt, Fags, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming memories, Minecraft, Never, Nostalgia, old school, retro gaming, retro vibes, Retroarch, Server, Soul, Soulful, Throwback, vintage gaming, vintage vibes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6053	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, broskis, if you’re tired of those retroarch fags and their lame servers, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Steve himself would be jealous. We’ve got crazy builds, insane mods, and a community that’s more hype than a creeper about to explode. So ditch those retroarch losers and come join the party, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares, amirite?). Let’s get crafting, baby!

Worse Wrestler Today Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Naomi, professional wrestling, smp, Today, WORSE, worst wrestler, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling career, wrestling community, wrestling criticism, wrestling debate, wrestling discussion, wrestling evaluation, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling opinions, wrestling performance, wrestling rankings, wrestling skills, wrestling talent, wwe

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of getting bodyslammed by boring servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like a Royal Rumble of fun and chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while dodging creepers that have taken up wrestling as a side gig. And let’s not forget the legendary wrestling matches that happen every Saturday night in the arena made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). So come on, join us and show off your wrestling skills in the ring or in the mines – either way, you’re in for a smackdown of a good time!