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ChunkyCraft: No Room for XL!

#coughing, 510, 70kg, aita, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, Cultural differences, daily commute, entitled woman, fatphobic, Filipino, hot, INTERNSHIP, Jeepneys, large girl, passenger seat, public transportation, room, seatbelt buckle, second hand smoke, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	5762	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like being squished in a Jeepney by a crying, entitled woman! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughter.

Reasons to join our server: – No more uncomfortable seating situations, unless you build a wonky chair in-game – No second-hand smoke, just fresh virtual air – No entitled passengers demanding your seat, unless it’s a zombie trying to steal your diamonds

Come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together! Just remember, there’s always room for you on our server, no matter how big or small your virtual seat may be.

TraumaCraft SMP: Childhood Woes

adulting, Childhood, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional development, emotional scars, Healing Process, Inner child, long-term effects, mental health, past experiences, personal growth, psychological impact, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma recovery, TraumaCraft, unresolved issues, woes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	New Chunks Explored:	274467
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	8559
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive your childhood trauma in a hilarious way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will make you question your entire existence. Remember that time you got lost in the grocery store and thought you were never going to see your mom again? Well, get ready to experience that same level of panic when you get lost in our massive world filled with hidden traps and confusing mazes. So come join us and let’s all laugh at our past traumas together!

BlockyNSFWLand

adult content, BlockyNSFWLand, Boundaries, career, discretion, explicit, explicit content, hidden, Inappropriate Behavior, Job, misconduct, Naughty, NSFW, office, Professionalism, risky behavior, scandalous, secret, taboo, work, Workplace

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Animals Bred:	37
Ores Mined:	8049	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, host wild strip mining parties, and even create their own NSFW pixel art. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner wild side and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge. 😉

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Arsonists, Attacks, criminal activity, criminal intent, emergency response, extremist groups, high-speed rail routes, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, olympic games, Olympic sabotage, Paris Games, PixelPanic, Public Safety, sabotage incidents, Safety Measures, security threats, Server, sports events, Terrorism, transportation system, Vandalism

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	2473
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

hey u, yes u, ever wanted to be part of a real-life olympic ‘sabotage’ like in the movies? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the action as u sabotage the paris games by attacking high-speed rail routes with ur trusty pickaxe and TNT! watch as chaos ensues and the olympics are thrown into disarray, all thanks to u and ur fellow minecrafters. join now for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else!

Hungry4Blocks

bilateral loans, billion dollar loan, China-Hungary relations, Chinese banks, Chinese investments, economic development, economic growth, economic partnerships, emerging markets, financial agreements, financial news, foreign investment, global finance, Hungarian government, Hungary, Hungary economy, Hungry4Blocks, international banking, international loans, loan, record loan

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	360954
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	82	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

omg guize u gotta join dis minecraft server it’s like Hungary quietly taking a record $1 billion loan from Chinese banks, except way more fun! imagine building ur own empire with blocks and stuff, just like Hungary building their economy with Chinese money. u can be the ruler of ur own kingdom and make alliances with other players, just like Hungary making deals with China. plus, there’s no risk of debt or economic collapse in this server, just endless fun and creativity. so come join us and let’s build something epic together!

AntsInMyWallsMC

ant invasion, ant trails, ants, AntsInMyWallsMC, Colony, Extermination, hive mind, home infestation, Home Invasion, household pests, infestation control, insect behavior, insect communication, insect control, insect intelligence, invasive species, Pest Control, Pest Management, route mapping, wall infestation, wall penetration

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing with ants in your home! our server is infested with a hive mind of ants that have figured out how to navigate through walls and build epic structures. watch out for the ant queen boss battle, where you must defeat her in order to claim the title of Ant King! join now for the ultimate ant-tastic adventure!

CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise

agricultural pesticides, agriculture, Cancer, cancer risk, carcinogens, Chemicals, controversial, CropCraft, debate, environmental toxins, Experts, exposure, findings, health risks, misleading, Paradise, Pesticide, Pesticides, public health, research, study, tobacco, tobacco smoke

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

experts say our server is so misleading, it’ll have you questioning reality like you just smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. but don’t worry, we’ve got the cure for your boredom with our insane events and competitions that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky pesticides.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see why our server is the most addictive thing since nicotine!

LncvrtBox

1.16, 1.21, Anarchy, box-gen, Community, competitive, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, intense pvp, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Potions Brewed:	196
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

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Allay Mc

Biomes, Builds, Cross-Play, fortune, Friendly staff, Griefing, LifeSteal, minecraft server, Player Shops, Pure Survival, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Safe, Spawn, Survival, Trading, Unexplored, Voting, Waterfall, wild warp, world border

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Allaymc is a survival server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, custom player shops and friendly staff!

We preserve your survival experience, and do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are completely safe. If you like pure survival, this is the server for you!

Each vote gets you closer to the next rank up, and each new rank gets you an extra /sethome.

Use the wild warp waterfall at spawn to get far away and start your game! It sends you somewhere within a 20,000 block radius of spawn.

The world border is 20,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!

Also make sure to visit our player shops, where you can try your hand at making your own fortune by trading with other players.

play.allaymc.in

Nagatoro’s MineCraft Server

#nagatoro, adaptation, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, comedy, Epilogue, Expectations, fan theories, Finale, high school, love story, Manga, Minecraft, Nagatoros, Otaku, relationships, resolution, romance, Server, Shoujo, slice of life, speculation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	91	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas, treasure hunts for enchanted golden pickaxes, and a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

And if you’re wondering about the epilogue, well let’s just say it involves a showdown with a giant dancing Ender Dragon who challenges you to a dance-off for ultimate victory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!