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SockCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Emeralds Found:	3986
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Dimension Hops:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a giant pig that can fly and breathe fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

BrisketBattles: Payback Edition

Argument, bbq, bills, brisket, BrisketBattles, chicken, cow, defrost, Edition, Fish, Fourth of July, FREEZER, frozen, overreacting, payback, picky eater, red meat, shared account, smoking, Store, Thawing, Wife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frozen brisket left in the freezer? Look no further! Our server is so cool, it’ll make you want to defrost and join the fun!

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on the menu is chicken and fish – just like the pickiest of wives! But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you sneak in some red meat on the side.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of thawing out a brisket for a Fourth of July BBQ. Just make sure your wife doesn’t think it’s too gross to handle!

And if you ever find yourself in a heated argument over meat thawing techniques, don’t worry – our server is the perfect place to cool off and have a laugh. Plus, we have a shared account for all your virtual bill-paying needs!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in a beefy situation that’ll have you laughing for days!

BoredomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Animals Bred:	173	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Have you ever tried watching paint dry while listening to elevator music? Well, forget about that snoozefest because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the brink of boredom!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a creeper breakdancing competition.

So why waste your time with mundane activities when you could be living it up on our insanely fun Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness!

GrownUpProblems

10. Adulting surprises, 11. Unexpected adulting hurdles, 12. Coping with adulthood, 13. Navigating adult responsibilities, 14. Adulting obstacles, 15. Surprising aspects of being an adult, 16. Adulting difficulties, 17. Struggles of adulthood, 18. Adulting challenges and surprises, 19. Overcoming adulting difficulties, 2. Surprising difficulties of adulthood, 20. Adulting surprises and hurdles., 3. Coping with adult responsibilities, 4. Unexpected struggles of being an adult, 5. Adulting hardships, 6. Managing adult life, 7. Difficulty of adulting, 8. Surprising adulting struggles, 9. Challenges of growing up, Adulting challenges, GrownUpProblems

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the struggles of everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of responsibility! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as fed up with adulting as you are. We have weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where you can show off your creative skills and compete for ridiculous prizes like a virtual pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of zombie chickens, while others claim it’s protected by a giant lava monster named Steve. Are you brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So why waste your time dealing with bills and deadlines when you could be exploring a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner child run wild!

CraftyKremlinNewsNet

ai, AI-Driven, CraftyKremlinNewsNet, elections, fake news, Impersonates, influence, Local Media, Network, russia, US

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Votes:	4920
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have AI-driven fake news network from russia impersonating us local media to influence elections!!! 🤯🤖🇷🇺🗳️

come build your own fake news empire and spread wild conspiracy theories to sway the minds of unsuspecting players! 😂🤪🤯

watch out for the secret agents lurking in the shadows, ready to take down anyone who dares to challenge their fake news dominance! 🕵️‍♂️🔥🚓

join now for a chance to become the ultimate master of misinformation and chaos in the minecraft world! 🌍🔥🔥🔥

remember, nothing is true and everything is permitted on this crazy server! 😜🤣🤯🎮

ShedRenoManiaCraft

affordable housing, alternative housing, DIY housing, homelessness, homelessness awareness, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, housing options, housing shortage, housing solutions, minimalist living, renovating buses, renovating RV’s, renovating sheds, renovating vans, ShedRenoManiaCraft, societal issues, tiny homes, unobtainable housing, van life

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Crops Grown:	9623	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

yo, u ever feel like ur house is just a glorified shed? well, on our server, we embrace the shed life! we got so many cool builds, like vans, buses, and even RV’s that will make u forget u even had a house in the first place. join us and embrace the homeless with extra steps lifestyle! who needs a mansion when u can live in a pimped out bus, amirite? come join us and see why shed living is the new trend in town!

FilterCraft: BuffBoys Edition

appearance ideals, average person, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body dysmorphic disorder, body image, body image distortion, Boys, BuffBoys, Edition, FilterCraft, mental health, mental illness, muscle dysmorphia, muscular build, obsessive preoccupation, photo filters, psychological condition, self esteem, social media, social media influence, Young men

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	948937
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4617	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

so, like, u ever feel like ur not, like, buff enough, bro? like, u look in the mirror and u just see a scrawny lil noodle arm lookin back at u? well, have no fear, cuz we got the perfect solution for u on this epic minecraft server!

join us and u can, like, build urself the most JACKED avatar u can imagine! u can make those biceps bigger than ur head, bro! and the best part is, u don’t even have to lift a single weight! just mine some blocks and boom, instant gains!

we’ve got all the tools and resources u need to create the ultimate swole character. and with our custom plugins, u can show off ur muscles to all the other players in the server. they’ll be mirin’ ur gains, trust me.

so come on, join us on this totally rad minecraft server and flex on everyone with ur digital muscles. who needs real-life gains when u can have virtual gains, amirite? let’s get SWOLE, baby!

Crusalis: Where Cow Tipping is Serious Business

Armavir, armenia, Business, Community, Contribution, cow, Crusalis, Discord, Factions, Geopolitical, History, Ip:, iteration, mado, Minecraft, Players, Premium, Raids, Server, Skilled, Theme, Tipping, Victory, Wars

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate minecraft server all about recreating history. Join us on our server to participate in fun vc grind sessions, raids, and legendary wars where we aim to claim enemy nation land. The server is iteration based, with each new iteration bringing fresh content and themes. Currently, we are building Armavir (Armenia) and organizing our forces for victory. Join us on the server and help contribute to our nation!

Description

CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate minecraft server all about recreating history. Join us on our server to participate in fun vc grind sessions, raids, and legendary wars where we aim to claim enemy nation land. The server is iteration based, with each new iteration bringing fresh content and themes. Currently, we are building Armavir (Armenia) and organizing our forces for victory. Join us on the server and help contribute to our nation!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only)
How can I join the community?	Join Victorix on Discord and verify your account. When asked who invited you, say Mado.
What can I expect on the server?	Participate in grind sessions, raids, and wars to claim enemy nation land. Each iteration brings new content and themes to keep the server fresh.
How long do iterations last?	Iterations typically last around 2 months before the server resets for a new theme and content.
How can I contribute to nation-building?	Join our skilled players in organizing our forces for victory and contribute to building Armavir (Armenia).

Minecraft server: /gig/ – Griefer’s Island Getaway

character banner, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, getaway, gig, Griefers, ISLAND, Maps, Minecraft, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Spino Doubleblaster, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	92	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	New Chunks Explored:	628026
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to win a virtual pet dragon that will protect you from creepers and zombies.

We have exclusive character banners featuring Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle – all ready to join you on your epic adventures. And don’t forget about our weapon banner with the Silvershower Heartstrings (Bow) and the Splendor of Tranquil Waters (Sword) – perfect for slaying enemies in style.

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to log off. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes that will give you all the in-game goodies you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, cultural practices, customer expectations, gratuity, hospitality industry, humiliation ritual, Minecraft, Server, service industry, social norms, societal pressure, societal rituals, tipping behavior, tipping culture, tipping customs, tipping etiquette, tipping habits, tipping norms, tipping practices, tipping psychology, tipping rituals, tipping traditions, TipTopCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tipping culture like no other! Forget about diamonds, here we tip with enchanted golden apples and rare potions.

But that’s not all, we also have a hilarious humiliation ritual that all new players must go through. Picture this: you’re surrounded by a mob of angry chickens while trying to build a house made entirely out of melons. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you still need convincing, just watch this video of our admin trying to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us for the laughs, the chaos, and the unforgettable moments on our server. You won’t regret it!