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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

BroSisGFPsychoLols

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

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Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

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Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

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Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	3458
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7076
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Animals Bred:	162
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	5336
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Animals Bred:	132
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

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Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

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