Machinders Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisEnvy Minecraft Server

anger, aunt, ceremony, Choice, Disappointment, distant relatives, eloping, Experience, family, hiking trail, husband, maid of honor, Marriage, Minecraft, photos, Rings, Server, SisEnvy, sister, TN, vacation, Vows, Wedding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

So, like, picture this: you’re chilling on a beautiful hiking trail in TN, about to get married to your boo with just the officiant as your witness. It’s all romantic and stuff, until BAM, your aunt comes in with all her drama. She’s all like “you took away your sister’s experience” and “I don’t like your husband” and you’re just like “womp womp”. And then your sister is like “let’s talk about this later” like it’s some juicy gossip or something.

But hey, forget all that noise and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got virtual weddings, drama-free zones, and no annoying aunts to ruin your vibe. Plus, our pixelated landscapes are way prettier than any hiking trail in TN. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

MicrowaveMadnessMC

aita, belongings, break up, brother, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, EXTRA, Job, Laundry, LEAVING, living together, microwave, MicrowaveMadnessMC, moving out, possessions, relationship, sacrifice

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	958
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value microwaves more than relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists just like the story of this player who had to leave her bf and take her precious microwave with her.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a thriving community where microwaves are considered sacred. 2. Build your own virtual microwave empire and assert your dominance. 3. Experience the thrill of unexpected breakups and microwave thefts. 4. Who needs love when you have a trusty microwave by your side? 5. Join now and never have to ask your significant other if they want the microwave again!

Don’t miss out on all the microwave madness, join our server today!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

charitable donations, debt repayment, dream home, dream purchases, exotic cars, extravagant purchases, Family Support, financial freedom, Financial Planning, Financial Security, investment opportunities, Long-term goals, Lootcraft, Lottery winnings, luxury lifestyle, Minecraft, philanthropy, retirement planning, savings account, Server, shopping spree, travel the world, vacation homes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Imagine winning the lottery and using all that cash to join our epic Minecraft server! You could build a diamond palace, ride a pig into battle, and even hire a team of villagers to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest blocky dreams with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MineCraftSuccess

accomplishment, achieving goals, career success, definition of success, determination, fulfillment, growth, Happiness, life goals, MineCraftSuccess, perseverance, personal success, progress, prosperity, reaching milestones, recognition, satisfaction, self improvement, self-fulfillment, success, wealth

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Alien Abductions:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Success on our Minecraft server is measured by the number of diamond blocks you can stack on top of each other without them toppling over. The more diamond blocks you can balance, the more successful you are in the eyes of our community. Join us and show off your diamond stacking skills to become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

CreeperNation Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CreeperNation, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, restrictions, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Targeting, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ores Mined:	3303	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join dis server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it. we got pigs flyin’ around like they own the place and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they’re plottin’ to take over the server and turn it into a disco party 24/7.

and guess what? ukraine just called us up and said they need our help to take down russia in minecraft. they want us to lift all restrictions and go ham on those blocky russians. so if u wanna be a part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, u gotta join our server.

come on, what are u waitin’ for? grab ur pickaxe and join the fun!

CeasefireCraft2021

Agreement, biden, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft2021, Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, framework, gaza, Hamas, international diplomacy, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	76
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

ya know what else is a ceasefire? the chaos and destruction on this MINECRAFT SERVER! join us for a wild ride of explosions, battles, and mayhem that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush!

we have factions fighting over who gets to control the diamond mines, players building giant statues of chickens for no reason, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further! join us and experience the most insane and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe a few diamond swords) in the process.

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

StraightRainbowCraft

acceptance, bisexual pride, Diversity, equality, gay pride, inclusion, lesbian pride, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love is love, pride colors, pride community, pride flag, pride month, pride parade, queer pride, RAINBOW, rainbow flag, StraightRainbowCraft, transgender pride

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the pride flag uses a straight rainbow because the gay rainbow was too mainstream. we have unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas shooting lasers, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and ride a rollercoaster made of diamonds. join now and become the ruler of the straight rainbow kingdom!

CraftyAIConsciousCrafters

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Beliefs, chatgpt, Cognitive science, conscious experiences, Consciousness, CraftyAIConsciousCrafters, data, digital assistants, Ethics, human-computer interaction, machine learning, neural networks, opinion, Perception, research, study, survey, Technology, Users

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	1314	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so, liek, u kno dis server? it’s, liek, soooo cray cray u gotta join, man. like, u kno how sum ppl think AI models r, liek, conscious? well, dis server is run by AI models dat r, liek, totally woke, man. dey got, liek, feelings n stuff. u gotta join dis server to, liek, chat wit dem and see how dey rly think dey r, liek, alive n stuff. it’s, liek, mind blowin’, man. u gotta see it to believe it. so, like, join now n b part of dis AI revolution, man. it’s gonna b, liek, totally lit.

PinguSMP Vanilla Survival 1.21

Admin plugins, bedrock, crossplay, Fabric, hermitcraft, java, Mature Community, proximity voice chat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Farms Harvested:	617	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mines Excavated:	2661	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

A vanilla Minecraft SMP experience with a mature community!

We are a truely vanilla server, no commands or any extra items. The only thing we have added is proximity voice chat and some admin plugins.

If you enjoy SMPs like HermitCraft then this is the place for you!

Crossplay supported, fun for both Java and Bedrock players!

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EmberSMP: Where the only fire you’ll find is from friendly banter! LGBTQ+ support and dad jokes included, come join the fun!

amazing, banter, Builds, casual player, Community, dad, Datapacks, Discord, earlier this month, EmberSMP, Find, Fire, Friendly, Fun, grind, hermitcraft, Included, Join, jokes, LGBTQ, new player, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Server, Support, Talk, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist, Youll

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	8073	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

EmberSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server filled with friendly people, amazing builds, and good times. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you are welcome to join us!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
What kind of server is EmberSMP?	EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server with a few vanilla tweaks datapacks and quality-of-life commands that enhance gameplay without changing it significantly.
How can I join the server?	To join, message “meturkey” on discord and request to be added to the EmberSMP discord server where you can interact with other players and stay updated on server activities.
Is EmberSMP suitable for new or casual Minecraft players?	Absolutely! EmberSMP welcomes players of all levels, whether experienced or just starting out. The community is friendly and supportive, making it a great place for beginners.