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Gura’s Singing Beggar Management Minecraft Server

anti-unicorn, anti-unicorn song, Beggar, beggar management, crown, Exposes, exposes machinations, forced, forced to sing, gura, gura sing, Guras, heavy head, Live Stream, machinations, Management, Minecraft, Server, sing, singing, wears crown

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Towns Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

🦄 Ready to join a Minecraft server where beggar management is so strict that they forced Gura, the famous Vtuber, to sing an anti-unicorn song? 🎤 And get this, she actually exposed their crazy antics live on stream! 👀 Who knew managing beggars could be so intense? 🤯 So come join us and see what other wild shenanigans await you in this server where even the most bizarre things can happen. Remember, heavy is the head that wears the crown, so get ready for a wild ride! 🤪👑 #MinecraftMadness #AntiUnicornAnthem #GuraExposed

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

cultural identity, eastern europe, Eastern European culture, eastern european geography, eastern european history, eastern european stereotypes, Ethnic groups, European culture, european identity, European stereotypes, geography, History, Minecraft, mountainlets, mountainous regions, Mountains, Server, SlavCraft, Slavic culture, slavic people, slavic stereotypes, slavs, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Towns Built:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you mountainlet slavs out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with vodka-fueled shenanigans, squatting competitions, and epic battles against giant babushka bosses.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying bears, build your own potato farm, and even participate in the annual pierogi-eating contest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and gopniks dancing to hardbass music.

So why are slavs such mountainlets? Because on our server, anything is possible – even turning a humble mountainlet into a vodka-swilling, squatting legend. Join us now and embrace your inner slav!

Minecraft SMP: TheCraftingCouple

it couple, Minecraft, Pro Wrestling, pro wrestling couple, smp, TheCraftingCouple, wrestling couple, wrestling duo, wrestling dynamic duo, wrestling love story, wrestling power couple, wrestling relationship, wrestling romance

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where pro wrestling’s it couple reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with body slams, suplexes, and creeper explosions!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader suplexed a horde of zombies into a pit of lava while wearing a sparkly pink tutu. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy antics. We once had a build battle where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Let’s just say, there were clucks heard ’round the server.

So come join us on this wild ride of pro wrestling madness and Minecraft mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Just be prepared to bring your A-game and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here.

DrunkCraft: No Third Wheel!

aita, alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, caught off guard, Communication, Confrontation, decision, Drunk, DrunkCraft, Friend, Girlfriend, Kissing, loyalty, Parties, relationships, Respect, second chances, Shocked, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, wheel

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a drunk friend kissing you on the neck in front of your girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the unexpected and outrageous moments that will leave you and your friends caught off guard.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life, where you can make new friends and create unforgettable memories. Just be sure to watch out for those who misbehave once in a while – we don’t want any unexpected kisses ruining the fun!

So come on and join us, where second chances are given and crazy adventures await. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day on our server!

ObsessedGamerMC SMP

addiction, aspirations, biggest obsession, Commitment, compulsion, Dedication, desire, dreams, DRIVE, Enthusiasm, fanaticism, fervor, Fixation, goals, hobbies, infatuation, interests, Life, love, ObsessedGamerMC, Passion, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you obsessed with Minecraft? Do you dream of building the most epic structures and dominating the virtual world? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So if you want to test your skills against the legendary ghostly dancer and become the ultimate Minecraft master, join us now!

Hypocrafters: The Ultimate Betrayers

all time, BETRAYAL, betrayers, Corruption, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, double standards, Fake, falsehood, FAMOUS, fraud, fraudsters, History, Hypocrafters, Imposters, insincerity, Lies, Phony, scandals, two-faced, Ultimate, worst hypocrites

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers where the admins are the biggest hypocrites of all time? Look no further, because our server takes hypocrisy to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of being banned for breaking rules that the admins themselves don’t even follow. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Twilight Zone, where up is down, left is right, and the rules are made up on the spot. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, join us today!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

African countries, Burkina Faso, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, European countries, foreign affairs, geopolitical events, global news, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military alliances, military intervention, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, Russian troops, security concerns, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol bro u gotta join this minecraft server cuz russian troops left burkina faso cuz of some crazy kursk incursion shiz. like, u know it’s gonna be wild if even the russians are like “nah fam, we out.” come join us and be part of the madness. who knows what other insane adventures await on this server, maybe we’ll uncover some ancient alien secrets or something. just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat, cuz things are gonna get weird.

CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military tactics, military technology, missile defense, Relocation, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, war preparation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

AmnesiaCraft: Forget Who You Are

Amnesia, AmnesiaCraft, cognitive psychology, confusion, Consciousness, existentialism, forget, forgetting, Identity, introspection, Memory, mental health, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Potions Brewed:	140
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3307
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in minecraft ever!!! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds, talking cows dat give u quests, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on dem. so come on and join us, cuz u never know if u might actually be a llama in disguise!!! #mindblown #bestserverever

HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

2023, Adults, Cannabis, hallucinogens, HighCrafters420, historically high levels, Monitoring the Future survey, percentages, record high levels, University of Michigan, VapeNation2023, Vaping, younger adults

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	2073
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!