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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤣

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with insane adventures and ridiculous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join now for a chance to battle Gregorius in an indoor torment with heavy armor. Who knows what kind of loot you’ll find in his lair! And don’t forget about the Hot Spring event where you can relax and unwind with Shigure and her pals. 🌊

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the General Student Council missions and help Balancing Schale’s Books. Who knew accounting could be so fun in Minecraft? And if you’re feeling brave, join the Joint Firing Drill for some intense defense action!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server full of craziness and laughter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver

Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness

centrism, criticism, enlightened centrist, femcels, gender, Hypocrisy, Incels, lenient, logical conclusion, madness, mgtow, Minecraft, modern men, modern women, people, sentiment, simping, Standards, terf, Views, Wars

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3390	Ores Mined:	3947
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace all the craziness of the Minecraft world! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the wild and wacky!

Join us if you agree with incels and mgtow views on women, or if you’re a fan of femcels and terfsshitty people who don’t deserve the standards they set for others. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? You won’t find another server like this, where centrism is the most logical conclusion to all the chaos.

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find someone who shares your unique sentiment and you can bond over your love for simping for women or being too lenient on them. Let’s embrace the insanity together!

Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition

bullshit, Chaos, Communication, Crafty, digital content, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, humor, internet culture, lol, memes, Online Community, online interaction, photos, Posting, Previous thread, Random, sharing, social media, Thread, Videos, viral content

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	3047
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	888
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with creepers riding on llamas, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even participate in our weekly ender dragon rodeo!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mobs that drop rainbow loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt

Adventure, Adventures, Ancient, camel rides, CREEPERS, culture, desert, egypt, Exotic, Explore, History, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nile River, pesah, Pharaohs, Pyramids, Sphinx, Temples, tourism, travel, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8970
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most INSANE adventure of your life? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling ZOMBIE LLAMAS with their trusty diamond sword. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE, ride a PINK LLAMA into battle, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might even run into a TALKING CACTUS along the way. See you there!

Loona’s Block Party

1. Head, album, BLOCK, Choreography, Concept, Dance, dancer, Deepthroat, Entertainment 7. Head from Loona, fanbase, Fandom 9. Head from Loona, girl group, Hype 10. Loona, Korean, Kpop 2. Loona, loona, Loonas, Lyrics, Music, music video, MV, Party, Performance 6. Loona, Pop 3. Head from Loona, Promotion, rapper, Release 8. Kpop, Singing 5. Head from Loona, Soloist, Teaser, track, Visuals 4. Kpop, vocal

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1915	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to dance battles for rare prizes. And did I mention our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? So what are you waiting for? Join Deepthroat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!

Ciudad Mante, Corruption, crime, drug cartels, Drug gangs, election, Election violence, Institutional Revolutionary Party, madness, Mayoral candidates, mexico, MexiCraft, murder, National Action Party, OAXACA, political candidates, Politics, Reservoir, San Jose Independencia, Tacos, Tamaulipas, tequila, Tnt, violence

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Mexican elections? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive and thrive in a world where mayoral candidates are dropping like flies!

Imagine a server where you have to run for mayor of your own virtual city, but watch out for rival players trying to take you out before election day! Will you be like Noe Ramos Ferretiz, fighting for re-election despite the odds? Or will you end up like Alberto Garcia, found dead on an island in a reservoir (hopefully not beaten to death by other players)?

With the most violent elections on record, our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some heart-pounding action and political intrigue. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft world!

PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!

All, animations, augmented reality, Catch, controversy, Creatures, Digital, Entertainment, FANTASY, Gaming, gaming industry, gone too far, Gotta, innovation, Mesugaki, Monsters, pokecraft, pokemon, speculation, Technology, trends, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Pokemon have mesugaki now! That’s right, our animations have gone so far that even the Pokemon are getting in on the action. Imagine battling a Charizard with the most fabulous eyelashes you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a dabbing Enderman wandering around, and if you can find him, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious encounters, and the chance to witness Minecraft history in the making. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? It’s time to log on and find out!

LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans

activism, Beliefs, Conflict, Die, discrimination, Division, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, LOLzCraft, Politics, prejudice, protest, Radicalism, resistance, RIGHTOID, society, subhumans, violence

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans! – We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky? – Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight! – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed. – And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?

So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Crackers

aggravating, ANNOYING, bothersome, crackers, Crafty, Disappointment, exasperating, Frustration, infuriating, irksome, IRRITATING, maddening, not again, repeat offense, Tiresome, troublesome, vexing, white bros, white bros again, white bros troubles, white brothers

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Animals Bred:	131
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the white bros are always causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers in tuxedos, zombies doing the floss dance, and skeletons with impeccable fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers in town.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creeper pranks and remember, with great power comes great pixelated responsibility!

Vivian’s VibeCraft: Where the memes are as spicy as the creepers

anticipation, bring it on, can’t wait, CONTENT, craving, CREEPERS, desire, eager, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, longing, memes, more, Ready, spicy, VibeCraft, Vivian, vivian addict, vivian content, vivian fan, vivian fever, vivian love, vivian obsession, Vivians

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry llamas riding on pigs with explosive saddlebags. But don’t worry, you can defend yourself with a giant rubber chicken that shoots rainbow lasers!

Oh, and did we mention that the grass on this server is made of cheese? That’s right, you can literally mine for cheddar while fending off zombie cows that moo in perfect harmony. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you the power to fly on the back of a giant chicken named Cluckles.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have llama-pig explosions and cheese grass galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join this server today!