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CreepCraft: “I like to mine diamonds while singing Baby Shark”

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted mansion filled with creepers and zombies! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own base while dodging lava pits and fighting off skeleton armies. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, join us if you dare – but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1457	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11

lol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all!

CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	9927
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventures

EggcellentSpermServer

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Votes:	9042	Enchantments Applied:	238
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling pirates and searching for hidden treasures. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be saving lighthouses from evil monsters and uncovering ancient mysteries that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unique features like emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t forget about our exclusive Resonator showcases where you can witness the power of Jiyan and Yinlin in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock special rewards. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SpecuCraft: Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Ban, charting, Computer, Curiosity, gambling, Lottery, lotto, market, Minecraft, MONEY, Numbers, Pool, Practice, Predict, Random, Server, Soliciting, SpecuCraft, speculation, speculation strategy, System, winning

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mines Excavated:	2536	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to predict the numbers a computer picks in our exclusive lottery system! Who needs market speculation when you can use your skills to win big in Minecraft?

Forget about the rules, we’re all about pushing the boundaries and testing the limits of what’s possible in the Minecraft world. Join us and be a part of the craziest experiment ever seen in the gaming community!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

CakeCraftySisOrElse

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchantments Applied:	266
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?

MineCraftyLove Server

Boundaries, Communication, Individuality, maintaining identity, MineCraftyLove, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of your significant other constantly trying to change you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict “no changing identities” policy, so you can be your blocky self without any pressure to conform. Join us and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

CraftKindness: Paying it Forward

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Crops Grown:	2680	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Have you ever been inspired to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks after seeing someone else do it? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of absurd builds, wacky adventures, and unexpected acts of kindness (like giving every player on the server a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot). So come on over and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – you won’t be disappointed!

NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	New Chunks Explored:	62677
Towns Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!