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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5137 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 60558 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.