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The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2223
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Creepers in My Blocks!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

BlockBusterAliGone

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!

Car Vault – The Auto Library

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Farms Harvested:	316	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive cars like you’re in Fast and Furious but also study them like you’re in a fancy library! Picture this: a massive garage filled with every car ever made, all lined up like shiny little toy cars waiting for you to hop in and zoom around. It’s like the Library of Congress, but with wheels! Join our server and become the ultimate car collector and racer, all while expanding your knowledge of vehicles. Who needs books when you can have horsepower, am I right? So come on over and rev your engines with us!

”>It Ended Here Minecraft Server”

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame endings? Look no further! Join our server where the ending will blow your mind (literally)! Instead of defeating the Ender Dragon, you’ll have to face off against an army of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. And just when you think you’ve won, a giant chicken boss will swoop in and challenge you to a dance-off! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Renewal Deal Minecraft SMP – AEW Cooked – Still No Months

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started hosting their own talent show, complete with explosions and glitter cannons.

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who needs AEW when you have us?

CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

NetflixCancelledNoMore-MinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8175	Void Armor Forged:	24

Are you tired of your favorite Netflix shows getting cancelled before they even have a chance to shine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we never cancel anything! That’s right, our server is like the Netflix of Minecraft, except we actually finish what we start. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop entertainment and drama, just like your favorite TV show that got the axe too soon. Who needs Netflix when you have our server, where the only thing getting cancelled is your plans for the outside world!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t satisfy your hunger for adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate snack for your gaming cravings!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their starchy treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to bring good luck to anyone who can catch it. Will you be the one to tame this majestic beast and ride off into the sunset in a blaze of rainbow glory?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a feast of fun and excitement. Who needs snacks when you have a Minecraft server this deliciously entertaining?