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TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza

aerial threats, balloon, balloons, bonanza, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, missile testing, North Korea, peace negotiations, Political, Propaganda, provocation, regional tensions, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

adhd, ADHD management, ADHD medications, ADHD treatment, all-cause mortality, drug effectiveness, emergency department visits, healthcare outcomes, hospital admissions, hospitalisations, Injury prevention, lives, Medical research, medication benefits, medication safety, meds, mortality rates, non-stimulants, patient safety, Play, reduced risk, Save, stimulants, study findings, unintentional injuries

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Votes:	7490	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

NeonCraft: Minecraft Server

action, Angels, Anime, Apocalypse, chapter, Daily, Drama, End of the World, Eva Unit 01, giant robots, Human instrumentality project, Long tail tags: Eva pilot, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NeonCraft, NERV, Psychological, psychological trauma, science fiction, Server, Shinji Ikari, Stage 40, Staining the Twilight Black, Tokyo-3

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take staining to a whole new level! Ever wanted to turn the twilight black? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to stain the entire world in the darkest shade of black imaginable. Why, you ask? Because black is the new pink, darling!

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the elusive Twilight Stainers, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep the twilight from turning black. Can you outsmart them and achieve ultimate darkness?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian). See you in the twilight, black lovers!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, chill night, couch potato, Cozy, enjoyment, Entertainment, evening plans, Friends, Fun, hanging out, leisure, Minecraft, movie night, movie time, Popcorn, Relaxation, Relaxing, roll up, RollCraft, Server, socializing, unwind, watch a movie

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

apologies, BlockyBuddies, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, calorie deficit, Communication, diet struggles, dieting, emotional intelligence, female friendships, friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Reassurance, resolving conflicts, self esteem, self-image, Server, Support, weight loss

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

DriveB4Babies

AITA wife drive kids family school run doctors appointment sporting event responsibility marriage decision relationship test driving parenting support compromise communication future decision-making, DriveB4Babies

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Secret Passages Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!

AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

AfterSexCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Animals Bred:	138	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special plugin that gives you a diamond every time you… well, you know. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the shenanigans begin!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, Comment, crossing the line, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comment, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate conversation, inappropriate joke, inappropriate language, inappropriate remark, inappropriate statement, insensitive, offensive, Rude, Shocking.., social boundaries, taboo

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people talk about building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate comments that will make you spit out your virtual coffee in shock. We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous remarks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his mischievous ways. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Troll Master?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of decency shattered. See you there, if you dare!

CraftyUkrainianAI Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, autonomous drones, CraftyUkrainianAI, Defense, drone technology, Drones, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, national security, robotics, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, war drones, WARFARE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

lmao imagine a Minecraft server where the mobs are AI-enabled war drones from Ukraine 😂 like, you’re just mining for diamonds and BAM a drone comes outta nowhere and starts shooting at you! but don’t worry, you can tame them and use them to protect your base or go on epic drone battles with other players 🚁💥 join now for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay ever! plus, rumor has it that the drones drop rare loot like enchanted armor and weapons 😱 so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drone apocalypse! 🤖💣 #minecraftmadness #dronecraze #ukrainianuprising

DefendCraftEU – Putin’s Nightmare

DefendCraftEU, defense policy, EU, European Defence Union, european integration, European military cooperation, european politics, european security, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, militarisation, Military, military alliance, nato, Nightmare, Politics, Putins, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Votes:	7771
Dimension Hops:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Animals Bred:	104
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it makes the kremlin shake in its boots? well, look no further cuz our server is so lit, even putin is jelly. we got a proposed ‘european defence union’ in our server cuz we gotta defend against all the creepers and zombies tryna invade our blocky world. join us if u wanna be part of the most epic militarisation in minecraft history. put on ur diamond armor and get ready to fight for glory and honor in our server. kremlin aint got nothin on us, we are the true rulers of the minecraft universe. come join us and show them who’s boss!