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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4398 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7371 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 78 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
so, like, u should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, it’s where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? like, we got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, man. and there’s this secret cave where u can find a diamond pickaxe that gives u super speed and makes u invincible.
oh, and did i mention the dance parties we have every night? yeah, we got DJ creeper droppin’ sick beats and all the mobs bustin’ a move. it’s lit, fam.
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can fly u anywhere u want. it’s like havin’ your own personal air taxi, dude.
so, like, why wait? come join the fun and craziness on this epic minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro.
