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Schizo Craft

Alliance, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Conquer, Exploration, Forge, free, freedom, Griefing, Immersive, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raw, schizo craft, semi anarchy, Server, Survival, teamwork, Thrive

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to our Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Survival Server! Embrace a truly free and raw survival experience with minimal plugins, where the world is your playground. No fancy commands, just pure Minecraft survival with the freedom to build, explore, and conquer. PvP is always on, so watch your back—griefing is allowed, but so is teamwork. With no rules to hold you back, forge your own path in this ever-changing world. Whether you’re looking to thrive alone, form alliances, or engage in epic battles, our server offers an immersive survival environment where anything can happen. Join now and survive the chaos!

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Thalassa Server

1.19, Anarchy, Bans, Biomes, End.., Exploration, Incendium, Minecraft, Mods, Nether, new, Nullscape, Performance, Plugins, rules, Server, Stability, Stardust Labs, Terralith, Thalassa, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Theserverwont.work
Essential Info	Thalassa anarchy server Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting/best overall mod compatibility) Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc. Server/world are still somewhat brand new No Bans, No rules, ever. Do as you will. Altered vanilla world generation (Server runs Terralith with world gen data pack) No downloads required to join or play the server EVER Running in 1.19 (was chosen for maximum compatibility with client side mods)
More Detailed Description	Thalassa is a newer anarchy server built by long time anarchy player Blu217 (Blu218) purely designed with the idea of keeping vanilla anarchy minecraft versatile, reliable, and engaging. The server is made with very basic plugins for the best performance and stability while also offering new world generation as an experiment to break the monotony of exploring a regular vanilla minecraft world. The server runs the popular world gen datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscape all made by stardust labs, which offers 100’s of new biomes, builds, and places of interest all within the three dimensions of the vanilla game. (Overworld, End, Nether)

More info about these world generation datapacks can be found here.

All that I ask of new players is: Do not break real world laws. Do not intentionally try to lag the server. And please, do give it a try. I think you will find this server has something for everyone.

Thanks for your time, Hope you come check it out. Blu218.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no bans or rules. Players are free to do as they will.
Is there any chat reporting system?	No, there is no chat reporting system in place.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19 for maximum compatibility with client-side mods.
Are there any required downloads to join the server?	No, there are no downloads required to join or play on the server.

Lost Odyssey Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, adorable, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, anonymous user, charming, cute, cute artwork, cute character, Cute drawing, Cute Illustration, Cute image, cute post, delightful, Enchanting, Heartwarming, Kawaii, Lost, Lovely, No. 93697180, odyssey, Realms, SWEET, Wholesome

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Runes Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Animals Bred:	156	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Hey you! Yeah, you! Do you like cute stuff? Do you like building cute things in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and experience a world filled with adorable animals, colorful flowers, and the cutest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the fluffiest clouds, the most kawaii villages, and even a secret garden filled with magical creatures!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner cuteness on our server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCopsVsAuntKaren

aunt, Burglary, calling the police, Communication, confusion, CraftyCopsVsAuntKaren, family, family dynamics, fear, holiday, Innocence, misunderstanding, overreaction, Panic, police questioning, Protection, Safety, spain

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you the adrenaline rush you need? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride!

Join our server for heart-pounding adventures that will have you hiding in a virtual wardrobe with a butter knife and deodorant, ready to defend yourself against imaginary robbers! Just like the time when I (13 f) thought I was facing a real-life burglary in Spain, but it turned out to be my aunt doing the dishes! Talk about a plot twist!

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense, the police might even get involved (just like they did with my aunt)! So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

KindStrangerMC SMP

act of kindness, compassion, Generosity, good samaritan, goodwill, Grateful, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, KindStrangerMC, Pay it forward, positive vibes, random acts of kindness, selfless, smp, spreading kindness, stranger, Surprising, touching, unexpected, Uplifting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and this random player came up to me and gave me a stack of diamond blocks just because they thought my potato statue was epic! Like, who does that?! And then another time, I was lost in the Nether and this stranger built a whole roller coaster to guide me back to safety, it was wild! So if you wanna experience the most unexpected acts of kindness from complete strangers while building epic potato statues, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, it’s lit AF!

CraftyTrump’sGOPCritique

bipartisan perspective, CraftyTrumpsGOPCritique, Democrat, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, party loyalty, political affiliations, political analysis, political beliefs, political bias, political commentary, political comparisons, Political Criticism, Political debate, political discourse, political opinions, political party dynamics, political rhetoric, political viewpoints, republicans

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Imagine a world where Donald Trump is a Democrat… oh wait, you don’t have to imagine because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the chaos as Trump builds walls to keep out the creepers and tries to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. Will he still have his signature combover? Will he tweet in ALL CAPS about his latest mining adventures? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

TrudeauCraft2023

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, decision, Federal Election, future plans, justin trudeau, leadership, Legacy, Liberal party, mp, not running, political career, political news, prime minister, re-election, Retirement, stepping down, TrudeauCraft2023

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	2456
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

so like, justin trudeau is like, peace out y’all, i’m not gonna be a mp anymore. but like, who cares about that when you can join this minecraft server that is like, the bomb diggity.

we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.

so forget about justin trudeau, come join our server and have the time of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Venom Block AI

AI-designed proteins, antidote, Artificial Intelligence, biotechnology, BLOCK, Breakthrough, Counter, Healthcare, innovation, Lethal, life saving, Medical research, new, pharmaceuticals, protein engineering, Science, snake venom, Snakebite, Technology, toxin neutralization, VENOM, venomous snakes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	2046
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN FIGHT LETHAL SNAKES WITH NEW AI-DESIGNED PROTEINS!!! U CAN BE A SNAKE WHISPERER AND TAME THEM AS UR PETS!!! WE HAVE SNAKE PIT PARTIES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!! ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE IN THE SHAPE OF A GIANT SNAKE!!! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SURVIVE THE SNAKE APOCALYPSE!!! #SNAKEQUEEN #PROTEINPOWER #DIAMONDSNAKE

Universe Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to Universe SMP, a colorful and fun Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of exciting game modes designed to suit the needs of all types of players, whether you are a survivor or a builder.

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together without any barriers. We also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, a Friendly Community, and Custom Plugins to enhance your gaming experience with unique features and enhancements.

Universe SMP is a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that offers a variety of interesting features for all players, both those who like the challenge of survival and those who like to be creative in building. This server is not only a place to play, but also a means to build new communities and learn new skills.

play.universesmp.xyz:25576

Apex Forge

24/7, ApexForge, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Environment, Exploring, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Memories, Minecraft, new, Play, Safe, Server, Small, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Hey, thanks for checking out ApexForge!

ApexForge is a new, small Minecraft server crafted to provide a safe, fun, and friendly environment for players of all ages. Whether you’re building, exploring, or just hanging out, ApexForge is the perfect place to make friends and create lasting memories. Join us and be part of our growing community!

The server is up 24/7/365, come play any time!

I have a decent portion of the server already set up and play ready, however, I do plan to incorporate more features in the future.

Join us on Discord!

apexforge.org