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WisdomToothless Minecraft Server

6 year old, Adulthood, anesthesia, Chores, cleaning, emergency situation, ENGAGEMENT, equal partnership, Fiance, flare up, health issues, Marriage, medical issues, messy house, Minecraft, narcotic medication, Pots, responsibilities, Server, Support, wisdom teeth, WisdomToothless

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with a partner who can’t even clean a few dishes after you get your wisdom teeth pulled out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and responsibilities actually being taken care of.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sulking partners who prioritize fun over helping out. We guarantee a supportive and responsible community that will have your back, even during the toughest times.

So come join us, where equal partnership is not just a dream, but a reality! Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you won’t have to drag anyone along the cliff side of adulthood. And remember, on our server, you’ll never be the asshole for expecting basic support and care.

CraftyCancerJokesLOL

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, bullying, cancer jokes, chemotherapy, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyCancerJokesLOL, Empathy, friendship, intervention, mental health, peer pressure, physical health, Respect, solidarity, Support

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	160
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

achievement, Adventure, AMBITION, aspirations, Contentment, Desires, dream, dreams, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, imagination, Live, longing, Passion, satisfaction, Self Discovery, Thrill, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
New Chunks Explored:	930970	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

branding failure, business failure, competition analysis, customer feedback, failed project, financial loss, flop analysis, FlopCraft, lack of demand, lessons learned, market research, market trends, marketing mistakes, Minecraft, poor execution, product flop, product launch, risk assessment, Server, strategic planning, unsuccessful venture, why it flopped

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

best, Board, Characters, debate, disagree, discussion, donatello, dont, Fandom, forum, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Opinions, people, Players, Posting, Preferences, right now, secret, Self-expression, smp, social media, society, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!