NotMyCelebCrush – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of legendary Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds and creepers. But this land was no ordinary land, it was our insane Minecraft SMP! Here, you can build the craziest structures, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures waiting to be discovered.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraftMistakes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	683	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	4633	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	242

Remember that time you accidentally flooded your friend’s Minecraft house with a million buckets of water? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on our server, we encourage that kind of chaos! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and pure mayhem. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft mischief maker!

BorderBlockz

border, BorderBlockz, China, Chinese influence, Communication, cross-border issues, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, Government, international relations, North Korea, North Korean government, objection, political disagreement, rare break, regional dynamics, security concerns, Technology, telecommunications infrastructure, Telecoms

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Gods Slained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Horror Stories Survived:	7

so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.

plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!

Get Lost in Astros Reach SMP – Where two things are certain: chaos and creepers!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	617551
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mines Excavated:	1266
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

✨ Astros Reach – Minecraft Server

About Us:

Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year! We are a long-term, community-oriented SMP where every player matters. Join our tight-knit community and share your love of the game with us.

Features:

Features	Description
Long-term vanilla world	Regularly maintained and expanded by players
Free community-use creative world	Express your creativity in a collaborative world
Weekly and monthly events	Engage in fun events with the community
Helpful community	Knowledgeable players and staff for support
Vanilla Minecraft focus	Emphasis on pure gameplay experience

Vanilla World Info:

Server Version: 1.21
No world-border
Various recipe add-ons
High-end hardware for lag-free experience

How to Join:

To join, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older ONLY. Must have a microphone.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ

Q: What is Astros Reach?

A: Astros Reach is a community-oriented SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a long-term vanilla experience.

Q: How do I join Astros Reach?

A: Join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only. Must have a microphone.

Q: What features does Astros Reach offer?

A: Astros Reach offers a long-term vanilla world, free creative world, weekly/monthly events, helpful community, and staff support.

ShaharCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Shahar, the evil overlord, and his army of zombie chickens. Will you be able to defeat him and save the world from eternal doom? Or will you join forces with Shahar and rule over the land with an iron fist?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating llama, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the caves. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying pig mount, or a pet dragon to ride into battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. bang

CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a trampoline. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and getting involved in more plot twists than a soap opera.

We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

WhipOutCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Runes Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake dropping his shorts at the beach? Look no further! Join our server for a “free show” of epic proportions – just kidding, we’re family-friendly here!

We promise no awkward towel-holding situations or uncomfortable changing moments. Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations together. Plus, we have crystal-clear rules to keep things PG-13, unlike Jake’s beach antics.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chill than Jake in his swim trunks. Who needs drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with friends? Let’s keep it classy and covered up, folks!

NoPantsNoLaundryCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	7382	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spilling salsa on yourself leads to wild adventures! Join us for unexpected surprises like getting stranded in your underwear while waiting for your friend to pick you up. Who needs clothes when you have the thrill of uncertainty and awkward encounters?

Explore our server and experience the drama of borrowing clothes without permission, the thrill of being called a creep, and the excitement of missing out on a party because of a wardrobe malfunction.

Join now for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next on our server!

BoomerGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ores Mined:	6228
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore or taming a wolf? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel young again!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Our community is filled with players who refuse to grow up, from grandmas who can out-mine any teenager to grandpas who can build redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

So if you want to turn back the clock and relive your youth, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find the Fountain of Youth hidden deep within our virtual world. Just watch out for the zombie hordes guarding it – they’re grumpier than a toddler who missed naptime.

BoomerCraft: The Aging Adventure

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2175
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of aging like a boring old NPC? Well, join our Minecraft server and defy the laws of time and gravity! Our server is equipped with a magical fountain that reverses aging – just take a dip and watch those wrinkles disappear! Say goodbye to arthritis and hello to endless energy as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret potion that grants you the ability to turn back time and relive your glory days. Want to go back to high school and ace that math test? Done. Want to go back to your college days and actually remember what happened at that party? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the fountain of youth like never before. Just be careful not to drink too much of that potion – you might end up stuck in a time loop with your teenage self!

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