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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1286 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 429 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Are you tired of being a normie who would totally side with the White Bear organization from Black Mirror? Do you feel like you have no mouth and must scream like a character from a messed up sci-fi story? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you!
Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and insanity that only a group of players with questionable morals can provide. We’ve got griefers who will make you question your own sanity, builders who will create mind-bending structures that defy all logic, and PVPers who will make you wish you never logged on.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the madness. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the process.
